Jelmer

Best boi. he will fight yo ass and win in tetris 99. He won't steal yo girl, but only because he a gentle dudebro. Can't live without a Jelmer. Any time spend with a Jelmer is good time!

"I was hanging with Jelmer yesterday"
"Ow dude, that's so cool. Jelmer is like the nicest guy"

"I know right, I had a great time!"

by Jasjafan303 December 14, 2019

jelmerception

a man seeing that someone he knows might be getting it on with a nice looking lady, waits for him to head to the toilet or the bar and then swoops in to take that lady for his own.

i saw you with a really hot girl last night...

yeah man, she was with ryan before, massive jelmerception...

by FarOutDadio November 21, 2009

Jelmer

the best guy ever, the most handsome and nice a person can be hands down
also the most intelligent and buffed

jelmer is the best guy ever! everybody loves him

by killemswek339 December 19, 2016

jilmer

jilmer is the handsome person living on earth when his ability is to give, forgive and forgive.

Jilmer is very fine and trustworthy person

by cuteme June 7, 2021

joleray

See jollaray

Teabag - Danno, if you ever have a daughter you can name her Joleray

by Mohgzilla February 6, 2023

throat jolter

when the joke is so funny your throat ejects from the esophagus and you are jolted into space

That was such a funny joke .. a total throat jolter if you ask me

by @jocynoce February 4, 2022

Jelmer

Best boi. he will fight yo ass and win in tetris 99. He won't steal yo girl, but only because he a gentle dudebro. Can't live without a Jelmer. Any time spend with a Jelmer is good time!

"I was hanging with Jelmer yesterday"
"Ow dude, that's so cool. Jelmer is like the nicest guy"

"I know right, I had a great time!"

by Jasjafan303 December 14, 2019