Joleen Thomas

just the biggest whore

bruh you see that bitch , she's such a Joleen Thomas

by Duh vin March 5, 2019

Jolten

he is the worse youtube in history and he is also super gay

wow jolten's new video sucked so much anus he sounds super gay

by JoltenDoesStuff October 6, 2018

Jolene

A very strong willed women, who doesnt take shit from anyone,Is drop dead gorgeous, Has a loveable personality one of the best human beings on the planet

Look at that hottie shes a real Jolene

by Jolene1986 February 3, 2010

Newt 'Rebecca' Jorden

The name of a character in the movie "Aliens", produced by 20th Century Fox. Portayed by Carrie Henn. Is an occupant of the "Hadley's Hope" mining colony on the planet LV-426. Has a brother named Timmy and is daughter of Ann and Russ Jorden. Was sent, along with her family to find an alien ship that contained alien parasites that killed their hosts and spawned new aliens. Was the only survivor of the alien attack that clamied the lives of the people in the colony. Newt can also fit into small spaces and crevices where the aliens can't reach her. Was rescued by a team of military personnel who came to the planet to investigate the status of the colony. Formed an emotional bond with Ellen Ripley, the fellow survivor of an alien attack. Was kidnapped by the aliens while escaping from Hadley's Hope and was almost impregnated with an alien embryo, but was saved by Ripley. Newt died when, coming back to Earth, her cryotube was flooded with water after the ship they had been travelling on was attacked by an alien and they were forced into escape pods that jettisoned to an isolated planet. However, she still survives in (the clone version of) Ellen Ripley's memories.

Newt Jorden: "They mostly come at night...mostly."

by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005

Jorden

A man who oftenly says weird and funny stuff as to hide his true emotion. A Jorden normally excepts most people as long as their not annoying. A Jorden will love and treat any women special. Jordens don't smile often. Jordens are some of the most loyal and humble people to meet. If a Jorden is ticked off, in a bad mood or someone makes him mad you best be running for your safety

Girl: "Ou look at Jorden he's so nice"
Girl : "he's just so amazing!"
Girl2: "I know he's so amazing"

by Jorden Dupras April 27, 2019

Joleneism

i religeon purely based off of People named Jolene

Hey did you hear im no longer non-religious? I am not a Joleneismist

by Polskyee August 30, 2021

Jolene

Jolene’s are the most sweet, awesome beautiful girls you could ever come across. They sing like angles and are beautiful like them too. Meeting one is like coming across a four leaf clover. If you got one... keep them real tight because you don’t wanna loose em. And Jolene’s are great best friends, awesome sisters, and even more amazing girlfriends. If you have a jolene in your life. Keep them close, they wanna love you. They commonly are best friends with Jaidens

- Jolene’s besfriend❤️

by JAKAKS April 17, 2019