Johntavius

A chill ass nigga that fucks with alot of people and don't fuck with alot of people. Mainly sticks to himself and is easy to make friends . Ghetto ass hell tho. Also has phenomenal head game

That nigga Johntavius a Cornball yo

by Taylion October 18, 2022

Johnova

Johnova is a respectful person who has been through a lot in life but learns from her mistakes while eating food

Johnova can love you while hating you.

by Statticc November 20, 2023

Johnova

Johnova is a respectful person who is always eating, she may be in drama all the time she’s a lovable misunderstood alien

Johnova loves food and is all for her man

by Statticc November 20, 2023

Johnsonian hole misdirection

1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.

2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.

3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar

A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.

by gav-wan July 8, 2024

johtonian

Originating from the Johto region of Japan. This term can also describe something from the second generation of Pokémon.

My johtonian friend is going to visit her cousin in Tokyo.

by CJ Pixolotl June 17, 2025