janis joplin

Born in Port Authur Texas, Janis was somewhat of a reject in her home town. She was however, the greatest female rocker to walk the face of the Earth. She had her own sound, look and personality. No one could ever touch her. Janis, you are the reason I surrvived the 8th grade.

Jesse: Andrew, have you seen Jenny?
Andrew: Yeah, she's listening to Janis Joplin.
Jesse: Joplin sux.
Jenny: *Beats the living crap out of Jesse* She's the greatest you ninny!!!

by Darth_`Eowyn November 1, 2006

Joslin

A girl with hidden talents and knowledge. She is loving to all and loyal as man's best friend. All the girls envy her. She is a brown eyed beauty and all the boys want to date her but she keeps them at arms length so they will not spoil her purity. She is waiting for the perfect man. Ask her for help and she is the first one there. Need help moving, shoveling, cleaning or babysitting she is your girl.

You know a Joslin when you see her

by thinkerbot April 28, 2010

Joline

Joline is a ridiculously good looking girl. Who basically can have any man she wants!

Look that babe is a totally Joline. I bet you nobody can get that girl!

by Mowgli_14 October 14, 2011

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

by Andrew Stone January 1, 2009

joslinn

A beautiful girl with beautiful eyes she is better known as a princess an angle

I want to be just like joslinn

by My babies December 19, 2016

Juliet Joslin

Juliet Joslin is the wife of sex god Julian Casablancas, lead singer of The Strokes. Their marriage sparked aggression and depression in many a fan, as they questioned why Julian didn't, in fact, marry someone much more attractive like themselves. The sickening similarities between their names, mimicking perfection, and the SEX GOD marries common band manager idea are just some of the contributions resulting in fans being pushed over the edge, making her possibly the most hated celebrity spouse of today.

Oh my god, i hate Juliet Joslin, i thought Julian was going to marry ME!

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

joeling

v. - to wander around aimlessly inquiring as to what others are doing. It usually comes as a distraction to others and often involves food.

Example 1: "I was trying to get the shop organized when Rene came Joeling by."
Example 2: "Hey man, want to go Joeling?" "Nah, I've actually got work to do."

by AME Webster1 January 1, 2009