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ghosting the job
When a large group are assigned to a big rush job, one or more quietly disappear.. only to suddenly appear for a short while, as though performing tasks involved in the project. NOT! They are slipping off to text or other private tasks of their own. They are.. 'ghosting the job'.
Boss: 'Hey you guys - have you seen Russ or Dave?' Um.. yeah, they were just here a second ago.. but I can't see them now. Oh, here they come. Boss: 'You two are screwing the pooch! Quit ghosting the job and get busy!!'
ghosting the job by Century25 October 1, 2013
Flick Job
Flick Job by lockenload23 July 19, 2016
Snake-job
While performing fellatio, the fellatrix hyper-extends or dislocates the jaw so as to engulf the exceptionally large member of the fellatee – in the same manner a python is able to trap and swallow an entire goat or adult pig.
Tom: ‘I went out for drinks with that cougar, Sharon, last night and she gave me the best snake-job I’ve had all week.’
Floyd: ‘If she was nib-nobblin on you, it was no snake-job - just a search party.’
Tony (the Pony):’Shee-it, Bro, after washin’ the dog with yo’ girl last evenin’, she proceeded to present me with the sweetest snake-job, ever - as nothin’ else will suffice with my Alabama king snake.’
Chris: ‘Homes – you gots to stop doin’ so much ‘E’, it be messin’ with yo’ head. That ain’t my girl, dat was yo’ sistah.’
Andrew: ‘Comrade, I’ve watched “Iron Man V” twelve times and would like to test my theory that lubrication effects may negate the no-slip condition at the boundary by initiating a snake-job on your Choad.’
Alex: ‘Moose and squirrel.’
Floyd: ‘If she was nib-nobblin on you, it was no snake-job - just a search party.’
Tony (the Pony):’Shee-it, Bro, after washin’ the dog with yo’ girl last evenin’, she proceeded to present me with the sweetest snake-job, ever - as nothin’ else will suffice with my Alabama king snake.’
Chris: ‘Homes – you gots to stop doin’ so much ‘E’, it be messin’ with yo’ head. That ain’t my girl, dat was yo’ sistah.’
Andrew: ‘Comrade, I’ve watched “Iron Man V” twelve times and would like to test my theory that lubrication effects may negate the no-slip condition at the boundary by initiating a snake-job on your Choad.’
Alex: ‘Moose and squirrel.’
after work job
A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.
after work job by Babymaker 5000 February 7, 2013
Fire Job
The act of completely covering your partners genitals in lighter fluid, or other fuels and proceeding to ignite them via lighter, mitch or flame thrower. After your partners genitals are fully engulfed in flames you procced to put them out (however your partner likes it) with potatos, prefferable luke warm sweet potatos mashed. Your partner will experence emence amoutns of pleasure from this act.
Jill: hey what are you doing tonight Max
Max: nothing but i got some sweet potatos left over from thanks giving
Jill: o are u thinking what im thinking
Max: O yea baby cakes, Fire job.
Max: nothing but i got some sweet potatos left over from thanks giving
Jill: o are u thinking what im thinking
Max: O yea baby cakes, Fire job.
Fire Job by Fireman123 December 21, 2008