jorden

someone who talks a lot

You're such a jorden you talk all the time

by orioles1 May 13, 2010

Jorden

Jorden has a big booty
Long head
Roger head hehe

Jorden walking around with a fattie crabby patty

by Big daddy sageii November 21, 2021

Jorden

Jorden is usually the stiffest person in the room and when he steps out he gets all the girls fainting from his Spiritual Pressure

Damn is that jorden why he doing them boys like that.

by a fan of zoldierkid January 10, 2022

Joardin

Name of a mouse hoarder. Has more piercings than brain cells!

Gosh Joardin just stole my mouse again!

by Shigure Miyamoto February 24, 2022

Jordenne

A gorgeous girl that is always willing to listen to you and help you get through those tough times. Jordenne is loved by everyone and even though she might not always know it, people would die for her. The names Fiona and Jordenne mix very well and they usually become best friends. If your name is Jordenne you tend to be sensitive, but you don't always like to show it, because you're also very strong. Jordenne's are always fun to be around and they never let you down! Males with the name Synyster are a perfect match for Jordenne's and they usually get married and have millions of children.

Synyster: "Who's the new girl? Shes beautiful! I would love to get to know her"

Fiona: "That's my best friend! Shes amazing, Her name is Jordenne!"

Synyster: "Oh, That makes sense"

by Waldo(: October 20, 2011

Jorden

a person named Jorden is a Super hella rad person like hecc. there aren't enough jorden definitions so like ye. here ya go eggs exist. btw if you don't water jorden at least once a week they'll drown in the air around them. be a decent person and they'll be a hella way better person back

p1: why are you pouring water on Jorden
p2: Shhhhhhhh If I don't they'll drown

by heccu April 25, 2019

Jorden

Mis-spelling of the word Jordan, inserted into a popular slang dictionary by a spelling-challenged youth.

"I'm not quite sure how to spell Jorden. Is it an 'e' or an 'a'?"
"Oh, it's clearly an 'e'. You know this. Playa."
"An 'e'? Yeah man. Jorden wouldn't use no 'a'. He's all about the 'e'."
"Yeah, playa."

by Curry Mask April 14, 2006