Joaquined

To let your hair, head and facial or pubic grow out and get wild similar to Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman.

"Boy its been a long winter" my wife told me, "It looks like your penis Joaquined"

by Duecey 2 March 6, 2009

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joaquined

To be penetrated deeply in intercourse.

Jessica: im so wet and horny
Ashley: yeaaa?
Jessica: I wish I was joaquined right now

by gabrielle4 January 16, 2011

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Joaquin

The sexiest prettiest and funiest human in history probably the most handsome too

I’ll suck joaquin dick

by Lol3108 November 22, 2021

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a hoe

Girl 2: omfg look at what she is wearing, she is a Joaquin

by bro?gay? October 30, 2020

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A burly, manly man with a boyish face to match his boyish charm. Don't be fooled by his youthful demeanor, this man is all business in the ways of life and of love. Stubborn at times, he prefers to do his own thing which can make life difficult for his significant other, but if your willing to give a little to get a little, he can show you how fun life can be on his side of the pasture. He is a no drama llama so save it for your mama. On the streets, he's a cool-headed gentleman well-versed in the ways of chilvary; in the sheets, he is second to none. Joaquin' s are one of kind people so I doubt you'll find one!

Guy: Man I wish I was more confident in my abilities and had the finesse and charm to win over that gorgeous creature over there.

Other guy: Its okay bro, we can't all be a Joaquin.

by Alovebug October 3, 2017

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