extremely homossexual guy, that loves being in shool and likes to have relationships with the professors.
by becasscp February 24, 2017
Get the JOÃO PACHECO SOUSAmug. this guy is a really great person, his heart is gold, he’s pure and gentle, kind and also very altruist. he does everything he can to help and support people and looking to his eyes makes you feel closer to the heaven. he’s that type of person that is unforgettable, and if you have the chance to be friends of him, don’t mess it up!
by rafaalmd November 24, 2021
Get the joão rodrigomug. João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!
by pttroller00 February 22, 2017
Get the joão flumug. Mariana's soulmate. A awesome guy who's a bit clueless but in general it's the guy of your dreams. You won't find any better.
by Sam15615 December 3, 2016
Get the joão pedro gonçaves pereiramug. by chiquinha May 19, 2025
Get the Stor Joãomug. 
Get the João Citadinmug. litteraly the best brazillian wonder kid on earth like he’s even the best wonder kid ever he plays for watford like best watford player ever gonna get em promoted n shit and a joao is like what u call someone that’s cool.
although when you call someone a joao it can be referred to being called a nonce ngl
although when you call someone a joao it can be referred to being called a nonce ngl
example 1 for normal: hey look that guy has a big shlong it must be João
Example 2 for nonce: Hey g, look over there it’s a joao tappin a 15 year old
Example 2 for nonce: Hey g, look over there it’s a joao tappin a 15 year old
by JoãoPedro10 April 3, 2021
Get the Joãomug.