JOÃO PACHECO SOUSA

extremely homossexual guy, that loves being in shool and likes to have relationships with the professors.
guy 1: look JOÃO PACHECO SOUSA is talking to the professor.
guy 2: he is so gay
by becasscp February 24, 2017
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João Taveira

1) The most beautifull and intelligent person alive!
2) The most kind person you ever will meet!
3) The smell of a new book
OMG it's João Taveira!
by abalacubaco June 23, 2020
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Mariana's soulmate. A awesome guy who's a bit clueless but in general it's the guy of your dreams. You won't find any better.
joão pedro gonçaves pereira never meant to hurt anyone.
by Sam15615 December 03, 2016
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joão rodrigo

this guy is a really great person, his heart is gold, he’s pure and gentle, kind and also very altruist. he does everything he can to help and support people and looking to his eyes makes you feel closer to the heaven. he’s that type of person that is unforgettable, and if you have the chance to be friends of him, don’t mess it up!
João Rodrigo, that lovely boy that has a pure golden heart
by rafaalmd November 24, 2021
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João De Jesus

João De Jesus is the most amazing person you'll ever meet, when he comes into your life he will be ur highest point and only take you higher. He has a 11 incher and going strong, He's caring and the sweetestperson you'll ever meet, curious about the world and all the cultures and histories and fucken smexxxxy in a hoodie. Has multiple pink florida shorts and even though he acts gay and retared he isn't ( the game part), he loles to work on himslef and fet better and gives back to the community, may or may not be racists, he comforts well and is understanding

He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Jack : " if João De Jesus was gay id hit that"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"
by He's my world March 27, 2024
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João De Jesus

João De Jesus is the most amazing person you'll ever meet, when he comes into your life he will be ur highest point and only take you higher. He has a 11 incher and going strong, He's caring and the sweetestperson you'll ever meet, curious about the world and all the cultures and histories and fucken smexxxxy in a hoodie. Has multiple pink florida shorts and even though he acts gay and retared he isn't ( the game part), he loles to work on himslef and fet better and gives back to the community, may or may not be racists, he comforts well and is understanding

He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Jack : " if João De Jesus was gay id hit that"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"
by He's my world March 27, 2024
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joão flu

João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!
"Eww, we need to break up, I just wanted you to be a little bit more João Flu..."
by pttroller00 February 22, 2017
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