Jizzum Squirt

When a male cums so forceful it can cover quite a bit of distance.

Guys jerkin off layin in bed and his cum manages to land halfway across the room therefore he jizzum squirted

by [e-mail] October 16, 2008

jizzum cloth

some sort of material based item used to wipe ejaculatory fluid on to when finished masturbating and/or having sex but withdrew before ejaculating inside the other person

a towel, tissue paper, duvet etc could be described as a jizzum cloth jizzum can be just shortened to jizz

by duncan ainsworth December 16, 2008

jizzum jellyfish

After having sex in a swimming pool, you pull out, leaving a cloud of jizzum resembling a jellyfish.

"When I came out of the water, I had Justin's jizzum jellyfish on my face."

by Uncle Jerry Sandusky June 5, 2014

Jizzum Sandwich

a sandwich with a minimum of two oz. of jizz. preferably on a ticket received from the fuzz.

Mr. Chi City, in advance i would like to say no homo. first you should put two oz. of your own jizzum in the ticket, then let four of your freinds also put their jizzum in the ticket. At this point you have a five person jizzum sandwich. then let someone eat the jizzum sandwich.

by talzaietycodythompson July 28, 2009

Jizzum bath

After sex the woman holds the jizz in. Then once in the bath releases the jzz into her bath thus bathing in jizz= jizzum bath , soft skin 👌🏼

Why you soft you babe , i had a “jizzum bath”

by Wanielle July 21, 2018

Jizzum Sticks

Cheese filled breadsticks

bosco sticks cheese filled breadsticks Jizzum Sticks

by Ass Jew 2 April 26, 2010

Jizzum Gizzum

A sudden neck spasm occurred due to fear

"Yo dude I just got the worst Jizzum Gizzum!"
"I don't want to get a Jizzum Gizzum at the haunted house!"

by GabyGaga June 6, 2014