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Jizzrake

The comb used 6 hours after falling asleep while masturbating; to remove semen from pubic hair.
Damn, Stonie; that's a right feckin' jizzrake you got there.
by COMEGETME October 10, 2010
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jizz rag

A jizz rag is simalar to a catch rag, being that it is used to wipe up or catch cum after jerkin the gherkin. The difference is that a jizz rag is not kept, but rather, thrown away after use. Common jizz rags are usually paper towels, toilet paper, love letters.
Billy's mom found his jizz rag in the toilet because the dumbass forgot to flush it.
by Drew55665 August 18, 2006
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jizz rag

an insult calling sumone a cum soaker
Nhiron is a jizz rag
by $upreme.zzz October 25, 2016
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nivea jizzage

Another word for facial

play on "nivea visage", the popular moisturiser...
"I just splatted my Nivea Jizzage all over your face"
by -anonymity- June 10, 2008
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Jizz Rag

A synonym for a woman's face. Often abbreviated as "JR".
Yo bro that girl has a nice JR!

Man I'd love to use her as a Jizz Rag!
by JRsuperstar April 17, 2010
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jizzlag

The exhaustion / fatigueness a man sometimes experiences in the following day(s) after ejaculating.
Usually in the form of less energy, extrovertedness, vigor and aggressiveness and determination in action.
"Peter you are so slow today, what´s up?"
"Yeah man, i have jizzlag you know..."
by simrbot December 4, 2020
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jizz rag

A used gentlemen's magazine, such as a playboy or hustler or other pornographic periodical.

called so because of its moistened nature from the male owner's over-excitement.
Dude, I went to Amazing and bought Tyler a jizz rag since he can't go there himself... the little creeper.
by seangribben January 15, 2008
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