jizz

What you did in your pants.

I jizzed in my pants.

by Loudly August 24, 2009

jizz

Something that happens when you orgasm but can also be used as a compliment or an adjective

First used this way by Ethan Rebholz of Kentucky

can be used in place of orgasmic, for example..

girl, you look jizz..

these waffles are jizz

by Matt Legit M9 July 23, 2009

jizz

Jizz is a nickname for some kind of mayo that girls like to eat.

Hey I can't eat my sandwich without a good jizz.

by Mee Goreng August 15, 2008

jizz

an intimate feeling when it goes kaboom and splats all over the place

I JIZZED ALL OVER YOUR MOM AND NOW SHES ALL STICKY!!!!

by oh jizz no! April 4, 2009

jizz

The ejaculation of a male.

Fuck I just jizzed my pants.

by Poopoh12 May 7, 2014

jizz

What women want inside their mouth, ass, and/or pussy.

My girlfriend enjoyed swallowing the jizz I gave her last night.

by PressurePoint September 19, 2008

jizz

An often disliked condiment. Frequently a white creamy mayo like substance

Karen takes her burgers without jizz.

Hold the jizz please.

by breezy87 November 6, 2015