Jigsaw Cock

1:When male genitalia, torn into several pieces, is recombined to once again form the entirety of the organ.

2:A surgical term describing a badly stitched wound

3: A person of Aztec descent

1: "See that guy on the news? The one attacked by feral dogs?" "Yeah man, they gave him a serious jigsaw cock"

2: That is a serious jigsaw cock of a stitch"

3: My grandparent's were of jigsaw cock descent

by Hazardlad April 1, 2009

Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.

Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

by A real fking god. September 3, 2018

Jigsaw Deluxe

Named after the elaborate and torturous traps from the "Saw" film series, this can be considered the ultimate prank in which you defecate at the foot of someone's bed, ejaculate on to the light switch, vomit on the inner doorknob, and urinate at the base of the inner doorway. Ideally done when the victim is in the room but is deeply asleep or under the influence, such as to minimize the chance of interruption and maximize the interaction with each "trap."

I got so wasted at the house party; when I woke up I found my asshole roommate had given me the ol' Jigsaw Deluxe!

by Misogynistic Kitsune January 9, 2012

jigsawgasm

(noun) A lovely, serene feeling of relief and achievement when one fits the last piece in a difficult jigsaw puzzle.

Once Harry stopped bothering me, I was finally able to concentrate and achieve full jigsawgasm

by darrynj May 21, 2020

Jesalyn

A Strong willed woman, with great talent, especially in music, writing, acting, and photography... attractive yet mysterious and completely unpredictable. Unique is an understatement. An extremely smart, nice, funny and good looking woman. Someone that sticks in your head. Great Perseverance, and a bright personality like a star.

Jesalyn your so smart! Thanks for the help on my math.

by Denny10150 September 5, 2016

Jigsawing

When two lovers hold eachother close and fit together perfectly from head to toe, only apparent when you find the 'right' two pieces - reminiscent of a jigsaw puzzle.

"in bed last night there was some serious jigsawing"

"shall we jigsaw?"

by GogoplataD April 29, 2009

Jesarah

Jesarah is a name for a crazy, pretty amazing girl. With dark hair and dark eyes. Is super sweet but has sooooo many secrets. Wears a smile to make everyone happy, but isn't happy at all. She loves to make new friends. And hates argueing. And has a deep need for affection. Always downs herself but loves to joke around and act. Guys fall for her almost instantly.

Boy 1: "Have you met Jesarah?"
Boy 2: "Hell yeah! Perfect Girl ever even tho she doesn't think so."
Boy 1: "We should go talk some sense into her"
Boy 2: "I have tried, but just go give her a hug. It helps"
Boy 1: "Sure thing!"

by TwoGuysWhoToPick June 5, 2011