A person (generally female) who's constant propensity to be a bitch is exasperated by the fact that she is morbidly obese. The massive proportion of both her cuntiness and adipose tissue warrant the title. A Jaba the Cunt's life is both defined and punctuated by the fact that she's nothing more than a fat, egocentric, boorish bitch.
Boy: Man, Paula is such a fat fucking bitch. Stupid cunt thinks she knows and owns everything.
Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!
Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!
by WordSmithMacs June 11, 2016
Get the jaba the cunt mug.In Puerto Rico,jabao is a person that parents are mixed race, like black and white. The person comes with light skin, but hair and other features looks like the black ones, like kinky hair, broad lips, wide nose.
by Anacahuita February 26, 2017
Get the jabao mug.A jiada is a person you definetly want to be friends. They are always there for and hold their pain in to help you get over yours. They are often popular. They may not be great at being sensitive with you but they definetly make you laugh always cracking jokes and making you smile. They are not afraid to tell you what’s on there mind if you make them mad. So I would stay on a Jiada’s good side because she has a whole squad to back her up. A jiada is definetly a dare devil but won’t do something so stupid she’ll have to pay the consequences. They are super fun to hang out with and always make your day when your down. Jiadas are super pretty which makes all the boys want to date a jiada. They are also very athletic.
by Jiada May 19, 2018
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Off the court, he is known to be a devout member of the LDS Church (Mormon) and definitely applies the principles he was taught from his faith through his humility and selflessness. He broke the hearts of many LDS people when he chose to forego his missionary service and later chose to commit to Duke over BYU. FYI, he was never obligated to attend BYU simply because of his religion.
Off the court, he is known to be a devout member of the LDS Church (Mormon) and definitely applies the principles he was taught from his faith through his humility and selflessness. He broke the hearts of many LDS people when he chose to forego his missionary service and later chose to commit to Duke over BYU. FYI, he was never obligated to attend BYU simply because of his religion.
Jabari Parker is basically Derrick Rose 2.0. If Derrick Rose can bounce back from injuries, Jabari Parker sure can, especially since those two grew up from the same neighborhood.
by jc4493 November 8, 2019
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Friend: What game are you playing
Me: Overwatch
Friend: Are you playing well?
Me. No
Friend: Why not?
Me: We have a Moira on our team.
Friend: That's Jialat. I feel bad for you
Me: Overwatch
Friend: Are you playing well?
Me. No
Friend: Why not?
Me: We have a Moira on our team.
Friend: That's Jialat. I feel bad for you
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Get the Yumeko Jabami mug.Jiana is a very nice friend, she could make her friends laugh no matter what. She’s also a very good listener! She will listen to your problems whenever you need someone to lean to.
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