indian jizzer

Someone who promises to make you cum and then immediately just jack rabbits you until they finish and then flee forever.

Yeah so that guy I met at the casino literally came in 2 seconds, what an indian jizzer.

by Ranchgirls July 22, 2023

jazzercise

A form of aerobic exercise based on jazz dance

It's so eighties up in here I feel like doing some jazzercise

by kingoftheroad June 15, 2009

Jeezer

slang regarding Jesus Christ.

Jeezer will pwn j00!

you need Jeezer...

by ZeppelinManiac October 18, 2008

jizzernaut

an individual possessing the ability to produce an overpowering or destructive amount of semen.

I realized my buddy Covs was a jizzernaut when he laced his boyfriend Kevin with semen from head to toe.

by the dragon slayaz March 2, 2009

jizzer

One pisses in the pisser and shits in the shitter. Likewise, one jizzes in the jizzer.

Damn, I haven't had sex all week! Now I just gotta get me to the nearest jizzer.

by Slow Baby October 22, 2011

jezzel

Jezzel is such an amazing girl. She usually has gorgeous eyes. Shes really hot too and can get many guys after her. She’s really nice and caring. Get yourself a Jezzel because she’s just perfect.

Jezzel is so fucking hot

by I Fucked Yo Daughter December 30, 2017

jazzersized

Someone who is so jazzed or excited about something that they can not contain themselves. Usually resulting in dancing or giving off high pitched shrieks of joy and excitement.

"Christine was so jazzersized for her friend's birthday party"

by InevitableBreak July 26, 2009