Jewfused

The confusion that often occurs when a person looks Jewish, acts Jewish, but turns out to be entirely Gentile.

I'm so jewfused, That guy had curly hair and was frugal but he claims his name's Patrick O'Sullivan.

by A commonly jewfused person January 12, 2009

Jewdiligence

(Verb) to do your due-diligence in finding the best offer or deal or coupon before making a purchase.

I have to do my Jewdiligence before I can buy that plane ticket.

by rabbihacker March 18, 2019

Jewdiciary

noun 1. the jewish judicial branch of government.

2. the jewish system of courts of justice in a country.

3.jewish judges collectively.

adjective 4. pertaining to the jewish judicial branch or system or to jewish judges.

'holy shit man, that jew stole from his own bank.'
'haha yeh, heard about that, hes going straight to the jewdiciary, hope he gets jewpned.'

by duckistleader May 7, 2009

jewdon

a nickmane for a jewish person named jordan.

better watch out, Jewdon might sue you.

by james9999222 June 22, 2008

Jewdelicious

Something that looks very attractive only to a jewish person.

The Rabbi was the only one in the supermarket to buy that expired kosher meat, probably only because it was both permissible for him to eat and the cheapest meat available there. Therefore, the meat he bought was Jewdelicious.

by Smoke'em January 9, 2010

Jedag jedug

An indonesian type of song that use a blinking tap tap and use a (majority) high amount of bass, usually used in edited video, party or some fucked up situation.

Andi suka jedag jedug
EG: andi like jedag jedug

by Bacot anjing January 1, 2021

jewdacious

adj: being Jew-like, greedy, etc

or the awesome badass form (jew + tenacious)

Did you just take a quarter out of my pocket you jewdacious prick?

or

The Hebrew Hammer is one jewdacious beast.

I heard Jewdacious Z is playing tonight at the bank.

by merriam-webstein March 15, 2008