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Jessup

1. (n.)
A town in North Eastern Pensylvania (NEPA)-- near Scranton, Carbondale, and relatively close to Wilkes Barre.

A town where the people get creepily involved with 'holidays' that involve getting sloshed and carrying weird-looking statues of saints that nobody's heard of up and down hills.
The only other place in the world to hold SAINT UBALDO DAY aside from Gubbio, Italy.

A town where nobody uses proper grammar, and everyone talks like they're retarded.
1. "Lets go to da Jessup ta pick up dem der Ubaldo Statues."
by AmazinglySexy December 6, 2006
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jetspiderman

Guy who has a rather unpopular blog. He mainly prank-calls sex hotlines as the "sexy girl" or gets on Xbox and threatens to ban kids and pretend he has more of a life than they do.

If you look around, his post is on this page. He also likes to lie for some reason.
Person1: Why do you look so sad?

Person2: Some guy called Jetspiderman is making fun on me and threatening to ban me on Xbox!
by korky24 April 15, 2011
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Jetsun

A dude. LOVES hot wheels and hanging with the boys. and occasional girl. Booty so thiCC ya'll can't resist.
Stop smacking Jetsun's ass!
by OxferdDicktionary October 4, 2017
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JetSpeed Records

Fueled by the musically diverse acts on our roster, JetSpeed Records continues to be home to some of the best up and coming artists in the business. From Country to Death Metal, from Belgium to Florida, we've got what you're looking for right on one dynamic music label.

Working with award winning producers and engineers, it is our goal to produce only the best records to hit the scene. We strive to promote our artists to the fullest of their potential.

Our team is full of bright and creative members dedicated to keeping close relationships with acts and getting their music enjoyed by all who experience it. We will continue to sign only the most talented artists.

JetSpeed Records remains the fastest growing record label on the West Coast. Thanks for checking us out.
JetSpeed Records remains the fastest growing record label on the West Coast.
by JSRINC October 21, 2009
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Jesuphobe

Jesuphobe

A phenomenon by which a man, woman, or child who cringes at the mention of Jesus Christ. It could be in casual conversation in public, or even in private. It's usually denoted by obvious body language indicating discomfort. Looking down, looking away, changing the subject, nervousness, confusion, and sometimes even an irrational or emotional outburst are often a few of the symptoms. This is not to be confused with Godphobe- with is a much less severe disorder, and not quite as prevalent.
Street preacher: "Hello! Would you like to have a free bottle of water in Jesus' name?"
Jesuphobe: "There's always a catch."
Street preacher: "Ok. How about just a free bottle of water?"
Jesuphobe: "Thanks, I needed that."
Street preacher: "You're very welcome ."
by St. Brad The Archer July 13, 2016
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jetsuki

Noun

The absolute best player in rocket league history. The pro players all fear the user known as Im Jetsuki

Synonyms

God
Holy shit is that Jetsuki I better hide my girl before she leaves me for him
by Jetsuki December 5, 2020
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