Jerky Boys

My heros. Johnny B. and Kamaal. I love you guys!!!!

Frank Rizzo, open yer fuckin' ears jackass!!

by MilkyLicker July 28, 2004

Jerky Slicer

While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.

I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.

by Big Dave69 September 19, 2009

Jerky Gene

An unfortunate trait among young American males that inspires them to obsess over sports, sculpt their hair in lizard like patterns, and have a tendency to start yelling and speaking loudly upon drinking many beers. They also are predominately known to wear flip flops, which goes against nature, for no normal man willingly exposes his feet.

Joe: "Yo Drew, do you see what I see? That guy is wearing pink flip flops. My mother has the same ones.."
Drew: "Wow, yeah, he definitely has the Jerky Gene.."

by Oobatzz March 6, 2010

Jerky Nibbler

To nibble or lightly bite at another person's anus skin.

Man it's been a rough week, I could sure go for a relaxing jerky nibbler.

by JerkNibs2011 April 29, 2011

jerky nipple

A woman's rough nipple after breast feeding for a long period of time.

that girl had some serious jerky nipples.

by Xtine January 6, 2014

jerky treats

Photographs or videos you look at while masturbating.

Every time I find a hot new picture I save it to my desktop for jerky treats!

by Black@Heart November 18, 2009

jerky lips

when a girls pussy is so dry it feels like her lips are hard and chewy just like a slab of stale beef jerky.

Michele's jerky lips are so dry that the crabs have to ride around in dune buggys.

by D sanchez May 18, 2004