synonyms: jerk-off 

Jerk-off: To masturbate (a dated, yet still-perfectly adequate locution.) The term also refers to (see Cable Guy,) to a complete ass-hole, in its noun-form.

Synonyms: jerk-off

Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.

Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.

Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)

synonyms: jerk-off by Porno-Scholar November 18, 2013

Jerk-off hatched in the sun

A contemptible person, more often a male.

My boss is a jerk-off hatched in the sun.

Jerk-off hatched in the sun by ColF July 14, 2008

Jerkoff Shits 

When ur jerking off on the toilet then you have to shit or vise versa.

Oh my lord dude While I was jerkingoff I had to shit. I got the Jerkoff shits

Jerkoff Shits by Dirkypoo69 October 8, 2017

Jerkoffs 

The plural definition for jerkoff, not to be confused with masturbation.

Dude 1: Do you see that guy over there with the other guy?
Dude 2: Yeah what about them?
Dude 1: They are a bunch of jerkoffs! They have been bullying me forever!

Jerkoffs by beans lad April 2, 2011

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff

Nickname around the Kremlin for the incompetent billionaire buddy of Diaper Donald, who fancies himself a great negotiator, but is no match for Putin.

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff will have his lunch eaten in negotiations Putin.

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025