jenkem

poop and pee dat ferments into a balloon and then sucked in by de user. also known as butt hash. literally good shit.

i was so high after i sucked dat jenkem

by balloon boozer December 29, 2007

Jenkem

A mix of half Hpnotiq half SunKist, pour slowly the mixture will look like a swirling Jenkem mix but it tastes like orange Gummi Bears

Jon: Ey Mix me up some Jenkem
Jon: NOO not that Jenkem, I ment the Non-butt hash one

by Vexcon 4 January 13, 2008

jenkem

to do jenkem unto someone unexpectedly.
to crap all over someone's face and/or body.

dude, u gonna jenkem him?
dude, let's jenkem him.

by vmikeydet08 December 27, 2007

jenkem lab

A bathroom, especially a gross nasty ass bathroom akin to the one in Trainspotting.

Johnny is making product in the downstairs jenkem lab.

by Buns-hole slasher January 12, 2008

jenkem shaman

A jenkem shaman is a mix between a crust punk and Haight street nomad/hobo. Usually someone from the 'burbs that got a little too much into smoking crack and playing the accordion in a street band. These fine specimen usually reside in Golden Gate park during day time and at night crash in your house and sometimes copulate with your friends or roommates, who are usually the ones responsible for letting them inside in the first place. They wear patchwork pants adorned with spoon and harmonica holders and wear some article of fake fur at all times. Basically, jenkem shamans are shitty gypsy grifters.

Girl 1: "Hey, who the fuck smoked all my weed and stole the compost bucket!?"
Girl 2: "Oh, probably that fucking jenkem shaman that rolled in with Jessica last night"
Girl 1: "Goddammit, I think we have bedbugs!"

by drgonch May 14, 2010

Jenkem Gangster

A person who creates and distributes the human waste drug, jenkem (more commonly known by its street name, Butt Hash) for mass consumption

Guy #1: So let, me get this straight, you made me quit my job in order to sell shit to stoners?

Guy #2: With the low cost of production, we can totally streamline the production of Jenkem. We can live like Jenkem Gangsters!

by bknapp5 March 5, 2009

Jenkem-Wit

a person who gets off on insisting a lie is the truth and the truth is a lie

That person spreading disinformation is a real jenkem-wit.

by Jenkem-Wit def May 4, 2022