jelqmaxxing

the act of stretching the male shaft of the erotic penis to where it enlarges in length for a short period of time.

“Bro I just got done jelqmaxxing on Mrs. Smith

by Ryda Lewis April 15, 2024

jelqmaxxing

Jelqing as much as physically possible

I now have the biggest penis in the world, thanks to my jelqmaxxing

by Jelqer24 April 22, 2024

jelqmaxxing

Stretching the heck out of your badongadong this is a form of looksmaxxing

“Have you been looksmaxxing?”
“Yes I’ve been Jelqmaxxing”
“I want you”

by jelqfreak43 May 1, 2024

Jewmaxxing

Jewmaxxing, this slang came from a word called min maxing meaning you’re focusing at one stat than all the other stats. Therefore you’re maxing your jewishness above anything else.

Timmy: Do you know what jewmaxxing is??
Tommy: Yeah History Wizard explained it on his tiktok
Timmy: *After watching his tiktok* Wow this “jewmaxxing” seems pretty offensive since I am a jew myself

by Arbaybay May 23, 2023

Jelqmaxing

Wrapping around your peebis and jorkmaxing while committing cbt to obtain full elongated potential of your pp.

Person 1: I am currently jelqmaxing in Chemistry.
Person 2: K I’ll call you later.

by Elben Lord April 5, 2024

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

jerkmaxxing

Jerkmaxxing is the act of improving the way you look by maximising the amounts of times you jerk off per day.
An efficient jerkmaxxer will jerk off up to 16-18 times per day.
Jerkmaxxing can build up Jaw muscles, and fix a negative canthal tilt.

Shaniqua : "Damn, playa, you looking good"
Kerinishootah: "Hell yeah, I been Jerkmaxxing."
Shaniqua : "Wow"

by thuggeroni August 28, 2023