Jelly donut

Verb:

To ejaculate inside a female while on her period, then to perform cunnilingus'.

Eat my bloody, cum filled pussy bitch! Yeah! You eat that jelly donut! MMM...... GOOD!

by Kitten_innards April 10, 2010

Jelly Donuts

A state achieved upon the onslaught of jealousy. An initial reaction to a situation that positions you as inferior to another.

"Oh no, he's got wider rims than me, I'm sooo Jelly Donuts right now."

by TheRoyalDirt February 10, 2009

Jelly Donut

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with a female while she is on her period. When you cum inside of her, a mixture of blood and cum will ooze out. Hence, giving the appearance of a Jelly Donut.

When I banged my girl while she was on the rag, I was expecting a cream pie. But instead I got a Jelly Donut.

by Vinny V. May 18, 2006

Jelly donut

Straight after cumming on a girls face you give her a quick jab in the nose causing bleeding thus adding "jelly" to the cream donut.

I gave her a Jelly Donut last night she squealed but she loved it.

by chilli01 November 24, 2009

The Jelly Donut

When you are performing anal sex on your girlfriend, pull out as you are about to ejaculate, you spread her ass cheeks apart and ejaculate around the opening, when you're done you squish her buttocks together, thus causing the ejaculate to squish out the top and bottom of the crack, as a jelly donut.

Last night I gave my lady "The Jelly Donut" just to watch the jizz squeeze out.

by SwayDizzle420 September 03, 2010

Jelly Donut

When your girl is on her period you roll her in powdered sugar and aim for the red spot

I was in a rush this morning. I only had time for a jelly donut.

by Greg Toland December 06, 2022

Jelly Donut

You guys are close. Here is a jelly donut:

While receiving oral sex, when a guy is about to come, he shoots the jizz in his partner's eye, and then punches her eye so that it swells up and shuts with the blood and nut trapped inside. The swollen eye with the mixture inside is similar to a jelly donut.

Note: it is the actual swelling/closing of the eye that makes this feat a "jelly donut."

"Dude, last night I gave Carla a jelly donut. She was none too pleased."

Guy: "Wow, waht happened to your eye? Are you okay?
Girl: Yeah, I'm fine. Clarence gave me a jelly donut last night.
Guy: Sweet.

by CocomoLSU June 19, 2007