Jerbert

A Jerbert is a unlucky bitch who always cries in the fucking corner whenever their father glares at them.

THOMAS: Father, I accidentally blew up the church.

SEAN(FATHER): It’s okay, son. At least you’re not like your brother, JERBERT. *glares*

JERBERT: a boo hoo *cries in the fucking corner*

by WhatTimeIsIt?? November 2, 2020

jilbert

Jilbert is so kind,clingy,loyal and a gentlemen he always takecare and respect all girls and he has a good voice, you can really fall inlove with his voice, keep him he is rare

Jilbert is so kind,clingy,loyal and a gentlemen he always takecare and respect all girls and he has a good voice, you can really fall inlove with his voice, keep him he is rare

by Bernardino reyes June 7, 2021

jhelbert

He is short handsome. Gets lost of girls. Has a way around the basketball court. Got muscles for days. Loves to work out be around his family and friends. Works a lot to make those around him happy. He loves his car more then anything in the world

Jhelbert is a person of good

by Jhelbert July 20, 2022

Jeberted

A combination of the words “Jebaited” and “Robert”

Jebaited comes from popular streaming platform Twitch, where there’s an emote call Jebaited that basically means someone got tricked or baited into or by someone/something.

Twitch context: *Streamer* how do I fix (X)
*Chat* “Press Alt F4”
Streamer: Presses Alt F4
Chat: Spams Jebaited Emote

I just like the emote so I combined the two to make “Jeberted”

by Jeberted October 17, 2022

Gohnny Jilbert

Another name for Price is Right announcer George Gray. He is referred to by this name because his crappy announcing is exactly the opposite of how great the current announcer Johnny Gilbert of Jeopardy fame is

Gohnny Jilbert is no Johnny Gilbert nor Johnny Olson

by Timeiswasted January 2, 2022

Hohnny Jebert

A former NFL player and Strake Jesuit alumnus, Hohnny Jebert is still reliving his high school football glory days. He runs a chain of Dairy Queen’s based in Jamaica, which are questionably operated. He has multiple personalities which sometimes disagree with each other, making conversations with him very entertaining. Hohnny’s favorite pastimes include glazing Enron, hyping up Strake football, dissing Kinkaid, listening to obscure country music, playing golf, and playing wearing vests on Fridays. He looks so good it seems AI generated.

According to Hohnny Jebert, Strake Jesuit would have won the college football championship if they played how they did back in his day, when people respected Enron and wore vests daily.

by urfavclare February 9, 2025

Dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbert

Ashlyn and Lindsay both fall into this category they can mist commonly be found munchin on hot cheetos and carring stanleys i belive they are restarted

That dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbert makes me want to kill myself

by Oscar (mrs Jalberts class) April 30, 2024