Jemima

A jemima is one of the most amazing gorgeous people you will ever meet, although sometimes she can be annoying you will never want to loose her. A jemima is always loyal and always got your back. At first jemima is a shy girl but once she warms up to you, you will never be able to shut her up! Jemima is unique and petite although she will put up a good fight when she wants too. Jemima isn’t always very good at sticking up for herself or very good at comebacks but has so many good qualities. Jemima has a strong love for animals but won’t touch a spider. A jemima will always make you laugh or smile and will always cheer you up if your in a bad mood, jemima is very self conscious and always thinks bad if herself but is actually beautiful, jemima is always loyal and always does things to make another person happy, and always puts others first. Jemima may not have the best taste in boys but soon realizes, so if you have met a jemima don’t let hem go because they might not come back.

Person 1: Have you met jemima yet?
Person 2: no but I heard she was pretty
Person 1: yeah she is, and such a laugh!
Person 2: don’t loose her it’s not every day you find a jemima.

by Shitbantsssss12234 October 4, 2019

Jemimah

Meaning: Dove, Little Dove, Bird of peace or the bird of a new beginning, bright as day.

Jemimah’s are the most beautiful women in the land.

They are excited by change, adventure, and excitement. They are dynamic, visionary and versatile, able to make constructive use of freedom. They fight being restricted by rules and conventions. They tend to be optimistic, energetic, intelligent, sociable, spontaneous, humorous and make friends easily. They may be changeable, restless, untidy, and rebellious.

Jemimah’s are unique, in every good way, there’s no one else quite like a Jemimah!

Like a dove, Jemimah’s believe they can ‘fly’ and hence are free to do whatever pleases them with tranquility.

by fadedpoppy February 3, 2010

Jemima's Witnesses

A small, newly formed religion religion that believes This, a newly formed religion, is based on the ideology that Aunt Jemima is an omnipotent being that watches over the stack of pancakes that is the world as we know it. The stack of pancakes represents a multi-layered universe in which the top layer is seen as "heaven"; the middle, earth; and the lower, "hell". The butter on top of the stack is believed to be the very dwelling of Jemima herself! This layer idea is supported loosely by string theory (where multiple universe are layered side by side). It is believed that Mrs. Butterworth resides and rules the Lowest Pancake, where she attempts to thwart Aunt Jemima and all of her syrupy goodness. Mrs.Butterworth is indeed the essence of evil! Last, but certainly not least, we believe that you should "Eat a Better Breakfast "!

I'm Jemima's Witnesses. I believe that Mrs Butterworth is evil.

by Geshman WG October 13, 2010

jemma gwerder

A Jemma Gwerder is a type of short person, who doesn’t hit puberty until the age of 18, or doesn’t grow over 5’1. They are a type of person who would be a year 11 yet still look like a year 9.

“I’m 17, and I still haven’t hit puberty, I must be a Jemma Gwerder”

by Indy Wilson April 24, 2019

Jemaine Clement

One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.

Jemaine Clement is my hero, and they're better be another season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO.

by sfwildflower August 7, 2008

Jemima

Jemima is a lovely person who enjoys a laugh but can be fierce when people eat her chocolate

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by UKnowWhoIAm750 December 5, 2019

jemima

Very attractive with a sparkling personality and the cutest laugh! Her smile is infectious and guys follow her around. She's photogenic and is an amazing friend. She'll tend to sleep all day and may be a distraction from work, but jemima is the best friend you'll ever have! She is the most breath taking girl i have ever known that you'll never want to blink to miss a second of her. She has the most beautiful eyes, you cant help but stare and smile back at her. I am the luckiest guy to even have met her, and i love her.

friend 1: i never want to lose Jemima
friend 2: same, shes amazing.

by sharron. April 10, 2011