jeima

Jeima is a a beautiful black long haired girl. She usually plays volleyball and is a very good friend. Jeima is very dedicated and hates disappointing, there for she's very responsible. She loves arts and crafts and speaks 2 or more languages. Jeima loves surprises and loves to surprise . Now be careful with getting her mad she hates very easily and doesn't forgive. Being Jeima's boyfriend is a blessing shes the type to always comunícate and trust, she's very careful choosing who she spends her boyfriend time with. She's a very good listener and amazing adviser. Also loves neon colors and has a bright personality to go with it .

...that's my bestfriend jeima

by Jeima July 5, 2017

Low Fat Jeema

A phrase coined by a husband making fun of his wife named Gemma at the local Costco. You can even shorten it and use "Jeema" after a sentence, phrase, or word ends in an abrupt sound, most commonly used with words that end in T. For example, if your friend asks you "Do you like my hat?" and appropriate answer would be "Jeema" so that you finish their sentence saying "Do you like my hat Jeema". Another great example would be if you see a carton that says "Jumbo Egg", you would take a picture on snapchat and add text to make it "Jumbo Egg Jeema. It is also popularly used when you have nothing else to say and you want to laugh. If you are ever down, you say "Low Fat Jeema!" and all your problems seem to go away. Give it a try. Or if you're feeling confident, you can add Jeema to almost anything! The possibilities are endless.

"Hey man, what's up? You want to go to the gym with me tonight... Jeema?"
"Go Fit Jeema"
"Pillow Fat Jeema"

by JumboEggJeema January 23, 2015

Jemimah

One of the weirdest/funniest girls EVER! She always cares about your feelings and will not stop until she makes you happy. Sometimes you get mad at her but can not stay mad for long. Not afraid of ANYONE and will always fight for a friend. Whenever you're down she's the first to make you feel better. Has amazing sense of humor and very relateable. Very unique and doesn't care that she isn't "normal".

I will miss that Jemimah

You need yourself a Jemimah

by Snickers1123 May 11, 2018

Jemab

Feeling or showing an envious resentment of someone or their achievements, possessions, or perceived advantages to the point it makes you very mad

Joe is bald and very jemab that Sam and Matt have a full head of hair

by MingeAndBracket January 31, 2022

Uncle Jemima

Uncle Jemima is a crazy old fool who just wants to make liquor and show that there's more to this world than just making pancakes.

Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor

'More fun than Pancakes!'

Uncle Jemima: Let me ask you a question: you like drinking? Well, you like drinking - who the hell don't? Well if you're like me, then you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce to you...Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemima! You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the pancake lady! Now she says that selling booze is degrading to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on the count of you flippin' flapjack. Ain't I right Sammy?

Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.

Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!

What the hell does that mean?

That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!

Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!

Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!

Sammy: What you swattin' at?

by rremundo July 7, 2006

Jeimy

A beautiful, talented girl. She may seem shy at first but once you get to know her, you'll have a blast with her. She has a great taste in music. If you're looking for a good, loyal friend, Jeimy is the one to call. Jeimy's know how to have fun.

"That girl is pretty"

"I know huh, her names Jeimy"

by swegmastersweg November 30, 2013

Jemaine Clement

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos

Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.

by b4j October 5, 2008