Jeebers

What Homer Simpson calls Jesus. Many people believe 'Jeebers' to be spelt as 'Jebus', but then my subtitles must be lying because they spell it as Jeebers. Anyway, whatever happens, Jeebers will be looking down on you, watching your every move. Have fun!

Save me Jeebers, I dont know what to do! Save me!

Homer. Homer Simpson. He's the the greatest man in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.

DOW! Mmmmm, Chestnuts

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers?

A parody of the little ditty "Jeepers creepers".

Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers? Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those eyes?

by Telephony December 19, 2014

Jeeker

A person that is horribly annoying. Also can be known as a geeky jerk.

A person that derives pleasure from tormenting others.

A person that will go out of their way to bother you.

John is such a jeeker. He has been aggravating me all day!

by cheezegirl May 14, 2009

jeepers

Oldschool Word For Excitement. Similar in use to "golly" and "gee willikers"

Jeepers, thats a large box of ants!

by Gmc14 (Dooshsta) March 31, 2003

jeepers creepers

The name of a song sung by the great Louis Armstrong.

Also a horror movie.

Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers, jeepers creepers, where'd you get those eyes...

by Taradactyl January 3, 2004

sneezely jeezers

Something you should say instead of 'bless you' when someone sneezes.

Person: *sneezes*
Me: Sneezely jeezers!!
Person: wtf ok

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

Jeepers Bells

An exclamation of such vapidity and tooth-gnashing limpness that is it uttered only by:

- men who think that clitorises are a garden-variety hardy perennial

- women who are so tightly wound that their bowel movements resemble brown spaghetti and their flatulence can only be heard by dogs

“Jeepers Bells Natalie, my self-esteem is at rock bottom this morning”

“Well it’ll have to suck itself, Robert. I’m feeling far too clenchy to attend to it today”

by Nayyyyyy! October 2, 2021