Jeepers Bells

An exclamation of such vapidity and tooth-gnashing limpness that is it uttered only by:

- men who think that clitorises are a garden-variety hardy perennial

- women who are so tightly wound that their bowel movements resemble brown spaghetti and their flatulence can only be heard by dogs

“Jeepers Bells Natalie, my self-esteem is at rock bottom this morning”

“Well it’ll have to suck itself, Robert. I’m feeling far too clenchy to attend to it today”

by Nayyyyyy! October 2, 2021

Jeepers patz

An expression of extreme surprise or excitement.

Person 1: jeepers patz did you just see that bubble butt!
Person 2: yeah, i seen it.

by Slawcat February 6, 2018

Jeepers Nuts

A term that Jack Avery (Why Don't We) used in a stream where he played a scary video game and got terrified. Dude that was so cute and hilarious at the same time like wtf-

A: *makes a jumpscare*
B: Jeepers Nuts! You scared me!

by D.O.T.E February 15, 2021

Jeepers cripes

A midwestern, mainly North Dakota word for suprised, angered, or astonished

Jeepers cripes thats a big Walleye!

by The ND guy October 6, 2021

jeepers creepers

A euphemism for 'Jesus Christ.'

Jeepers creepers, did you see the way that guy was driving?

by Mr. X-106 October 23, 2003

Jeepers Jackasses

The people who made the "Jeepers Creepers" movies.

I cannot believe a movie could be so dumb, and worse yet they had enough money left over to shit out a sequel.

by minari-naga September 7, 2004

Jeepers Creepers

This has a 2 part meaning: Jeepers : The sensation of tequila running down your throat; Creepers: The hangover the next morning!
More specifically with the brand Jose Cuervo

Wow, that was quite a party last night, those Jeepers Creepers were flowing!!!

by Lilly Pops April 24, 2011