In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.
Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni
by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019
Get the Jabroni mug.Jarren Benton is one of the best rappers alive in the new generation, currently signed to a label called "Funk Volume", which is owned by rapper Hopsin, who is much more famous. He has 3 mixtapes. "Jarren Benton the mixtape", "Huffing Glue With Hasselhoff", and "Freebasing With Kevin Bacon". He also has an album called "My Grandma's Basement", which was released in 2013 under the label Funk Volume. The main producer he uses is Kato (On The Track).
Bitch Made Ass Nigga #1: Yo man, did you hear the new Jarren Benton mixtape?
Bitch Made Ass Nigga #2: Yeah man. That shit was dope as fuck.
Bitch Made Ass Nigga #2: Yeah man. That shit was dope as fuck.
by FUNK VOLUME November 3, 2013
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Someone who hates jabronis or actively roots against them. Some (but not all) anti jabronis show hostility towards jabronis.
Did you hear what Antonio Brown said to Eric Weddle?
Yeah, he tweeted “Bro I don’t even know you don’t call me AB that’s my NFL name dummy ! I’m not on your team never been shut your mouth Jabroni”
Wow, now that is what I call an anti jabroni
Yeah, he tweeted “Bro I don’t even know you don’t call me AB that’s my NFL name dummy ! I’m not on your team never been shut your mouth Jabroni”
Wow, now that is what I call an anti jabroni
by Yaya_10 January 13, 2022
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Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?
Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!
Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)
Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!
Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)
by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009
Get the Jargon Jocker mug.Talking or writing in an understated way to give the impression that something is 'revolutionary' all the while not giving out any real specific details just the way Apple always does. A similar technique is used by teachers, they talk really quietly when they want everyone's attention.
The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!
The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!
Apple/Google/Bing: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could have all your documents in one place wherever you went? Well now you can with Apple/Google/Bing ***. How does it work? Well, that's the fun part, you just put all your documents...
Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)
Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)
by RolakiPapa April 18, 2010
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A cool guy who will always have your back. Jarrod's are nice, funny, and fun to be around. Jarrod's tend to be the friend to the chicks, usually not by choice, but when the chicks realize all other guys are dipshits, they come back to the Jarrod, usually because they always treated them right and they have a nice penis. Jarrod's can keep up with any conversation and are usually well rounded in terms of music taste and movie knowledge. Almost always a jack of all trades, they will try anything and generally be successful at whatever they try. For example, Jarrods may not be the all-state quarterback, but they will make all region at whatever position they play. They may not be the unholy manifestation of skills at Modern Warefare, but they'll play well with a good kill/death ratio. Jarrod's usually dont like to fight, but if the shit goes down a Jarrod will punch faces like a coked out Chuck Norris in the middle of a ninja convention. Overall, Jarrod's are good to have around. They won't let you down
Man, I'm in a jam, who could I call to help me finish off this six pack? Jarrod bro, hes the shit
Jarrod, you're the shit
Jarrod, you're the shit
by the great chancho February 24, 2010
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