(verb) the swift concentrated motion of any elongated object back and forth, in and out of the mouth. While jareding, the person tends to use the hands, with the assistance of saliva, in order to keep a steady pace and safe motion going. Jareding is commonly brought up in gay men, due to their tendencies to suck on each others penis's.
Mr. O'Brien bragged openly: "I jared the best, and I hate leaving messes! I always make sure to finish it off"
by Brotha Lynch Hung of the LNHN June 13, 2009
Get the jaredmug. by doesanyonevenusethisanymore March 11, 2018
Get the jaredmug. A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men
by John1199 August 30, 2019
Get the jaredmug. a vape god that vapes at school all day and clouds up the hallways. he is the most cringey person ever and when ever he walks up the stairs he clouds up the stair then runs from the teachers.He is a true vape god with a 1 millon billion trillion watt vape with the biggest mod ever. A true vape nation general
by lamboboss678 March 7, 2017
Get the jaredmug. a stupid fucker who can't even get dressed in the morning.
he likes hitting on married women and invariably gets beaten by their husbands.
he is usually retarded and likes literally eating shit.
he likes hitting on married women and invariably gets beaten by their husbands.
he is usually retarded and likes literally eating shit.
by gerard_capshen123 November 23, 2013
Get the jaredmug. someone who has achieved the mastery of gayness
someone you would stride to be gay
a manifestation of homoseaxuallity
basically the gay-est nigga God could create
someone you would stride to be gay
a manifestation of homoseaxuallity
basically the gay-est nigga God could create
by jared gasmena December 6, 2017
Get the jaredmug. 100% of the time it’s a dude with the smallest penis in the classroom. he can never make anyone laugh and he’s just stupid.
by coopscoop14 October 8, 2018
Get the jaredmug.