Scram Japer

The act of attempting to tell a joke and disrupting yourself by either: laughing at your own joke; stuttering; or forgetting where you were going with it.

- This can also be used for comebacks to getting shredded in the group chat.

Work: Did you hear Josh try to say a comeback to Dan's sick burn? He totally Scram Japed it.

Ollie: What a Scram Japer!

by HaveYouGotASeck March 3, 2021

japcrap

When one lays a turd so horrific and destructive that the wiping process causes profuse bleeding from the anus. The toilet paper is left with a red circle in the center of the squares.

I took a japcrap the other day, my toilet paper square could have been flown when Mizuki Noguchi won the gold in Athens.

by Christina Papas August 5, 2008

Japer

1.The act of playing your guitar for your baby girl after sex, no matter how bad it sounds

2. The act of ejaculating in less than 45 seconds

Guy1: Hey i totally had sex with my girl friend yesterday

Guy2: That's awesome, did you use the japer?

Guy1: o hell no, i'm not a giant faggot.

by Geneseofarmplow1! May 6, 2009

Japrah

Most amazing name ever, Sometimes refferd to as the king of everything.

Japrah, Man, Are you the kid Japrah or something.

by crazyfrog April 18, 2008

Japer

From the noun 'to jape', as in, 'to joke.'

1. One who enjoys the japes.

2. An expert in the art of japing.

1. Ollie said he's going for a bath, but we all know that he's really going for a wank. What a japer.

2. Did you see the Dark Knight yet? Heath Ledger, what a japer.

by TheJaper July 27, 2009

japarazzi

Japanese Paparazzi, almost as annoying as regular paparazzi but with impeccable manners and they always seem to be well turned out.

Cotton Hill: Hank, I need to get past those damned japarazzi, I don't want my war scootch to think I just came to Japan to be a reality TV star

by Unthugged 2, electric boogaloo January 8, 2013

jaserah

cutie, very sexy, fashionable and smart

shes the coolest person ive seen!

by jaserah March 25, 2005