A primitive ape-like creature exhibiting features of an early homosapien. Was able to utilise very few tools, sticks, stones, etc. Very stupid in comparison to their other ape species at the time, in fact, they may actually be the dumbest. This tool of an animal roamed the earth 10 million years ago in the Cenzoic Era. Of course due to their lack of intelligence, immaturity and inability to cope with change, they quickly died out. Legend has it that there is still one roaming around on the face of the earth somewhere and reportedly some people have seen it, however there has been no scientific evidence and therefore the answer remains inconclusive.
A blurred amateur video recording of what was supposedly Japes.
--Cameraman "oh my god did you see that?!?"
--Random dude "Jebus thats f**ken ugly f**ked up sh*t"
-- *A somewhat blurred ape-like creature stares at the human beings for a breif moment before disappearing into the white fog of Mount Everest*
-- They chase after it and encounter it yet again but this time the ape-like creature is more hostile and attacks and kills the random dude.
-- The cameraman flees, and as he runs he hears the ape-like terror scream "If you dont become gay your gona be a TB"
-- Cameraman screams "stfu faggot!!"
--Cameraman "oh my god did you see that?!?"
--Random dude "Jebus thats f**ken ugly f**ked up sh*t"
-- *A somewhat blurred ape-like creature stares at the human beings for a breif moment before disappearing into the white fog of Mount Everest*
-- They chase after it and encounter it yet again but this time the ape-like creature is more hostile and attacks and kills the random dude.
-- The cameraman flees, and as he runs he hears the ape-like terror scream "If you dont become gay your gona be a TB"
-- Cameraman screams "stfu faggot!!"
by WeTogtherCanHuntThisDamnApe June 07, 2009
When the gap between two things is so wide it can no longer be considered a diff but rather an infinitely expanding gape. You have now arrived at Jape, the point of no return.
by ahul December 27, 2021
This is a word used for literally anything; Mainly to get a friends attention or used instead of bro/buddy. Also when used for any other word; only understandable during that situation with those who are part of the vibe/circumstance/situation.
"Hey Japes, heard that Japes was Japes last night!" instead of
"Hey bro, heard that party was mad last night!"
"Hey bro, heard that party was mad last night!"
by YesXav October 27, 2023
by sammy os June 02, 2006
Jake: Hey Cher im drunk and I want to get with you.
Cher: no Jake, you're a japist
Jake: *forces tongue down victims throat*
Cher: Jake dont Jape me!
Cher: no Jake, you're a japist
Jake: *forces tongue down victims throat*
Cher: Jake dont Jape me!
by Domster33 November 13, 2014
Jape is an adjective that means more awesome than FUCKING AWESOME. A jape party was awesome, crazy, fun, dope, amazing, exciting, incredible, invigorating, all-in-all fucking awesome.
Don't overuse jape though, it is a word to be used only when something so incredible happened that "fucking awesome" isn't enough.
If you got wasted and jumped off the roof into the pool at a frat party, that's exciting.
If you went to a Waka Flocka Flame concert, smoked a blunt with the security guy, and got him to let you on stage, that's fucking awesome.
If you went to Tomorrowland in the Netherlands (it's the world's biggest rave), did E, had a threesome with blond twins in a tent, then went to the afterparty with Tiesto and partied like it was Project X, then you can tell your friends you had a "jape" night.
Enough said.
Don't overuse jape though, it is a word to be used only when something so incredible happened that "fucking awesome" isn't enough.
If you got wasted and jumped off the roof into the pool at a frat party, that's exciting.
If you went to a Waka Flocka Flame concert, smoked a blunt with the security guy, and got him to let you on stage, that's fucking awesome.
If you went to Tomorrowland in the Netherlands (it's the world's biggest rave), did E, had a threesome with blond twins in a tent, then went to the afterparty with Tiesto and partied like it was Project X, then you can tell your friends you had a "jape" night.
Enough said.
Bruh, that huge rave in Vegas was jape. I hooked up with a chick who looked like Megan Fox while on E.
Dude, I just met Kanye West! He invited me to a house party at his mansion. Kevin Hart and Kim Kardashian are gonna be there.
That's fuckin' jape man!
Yo, you know that Asian guy in my art class? His dad is a billionaire. I went to his penthouse in San Francisco and he drove me across the Bay Bridge in his Bugatti! Damn that was a jape car.
Dude, I just met Kanye West! He invited me to a house party at his mansion. Kevin Hart and Kim Kardashian are gonna be there.
That's fuckin' jape man!
Yo, you know that Asian guy in my art class? His dad is a billionaire. I went to his penthouse in San Francisco and he drove me across the Bay Bridge in his Bugatti! Damn that was a jape car.
by Lil Frosty June 01, 2014
When a peron has sex with their father, and or, grandfather. This person is generally a male. The Female version is reffered to as a Queege.
by Cinnamon of Hoopla & Cinnamon April 28, 2011