Jalalabad Jumper Cable

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first

"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

by spaghettieel August 15, 2019

Jalalalala

n. exclamation made by tribal persons in reverence of triumph.

After a victory in battle, the warriors all came together and exclaimed "jalalalala" with triumph.

by fernandot February 6, 2010

jamala

Jamala can be quite bossy and rude. If you get on her nerves she’ll most likely change her tone of voice. Jamala is sweet and kind most of the time. She’s gorgeous of course and will boss you around a lot. If she tells you to do something you BETTER do it! Jamala does not play.

“Wow Jamala is so pretty.”
“Careful she’s a tough one.”

by Randomguy90422 May 15, 2018

Jamalax

Cross between "jamming" and "relaxing". Used in place of "chillax" amongst Londoners.

I just wanna jamalax all day, everyday.

by Yessir19921992 July 26, 2009

Japanabe

A person who believes being Japanese or obtaining the likeness of Japanese or Anime will allow them greatness. (see delusional idiot or Jenn Sheu)

Japanabes were taken by the yakuza and were forced to commit sepuku.

by Plush o Death March 1, 2005

jamalama

its like when you say "holy shit" or "holy crap". you say "holy jamalama!" as said in john tucker must die.

Holy Jamalama, kiss her again..!

by kittikat01 April 19, 2007

Jaala

probably one of the greatest people you will ever meet. incredibly sexy, gives great gobbies and never fails to satisfy a man's needs. often very mysterious but her moans are no mystery when you fuck her brains out in the bedroom. if you meet a jaala, worship her.

Friend 1: "so you didnt go home with her?"
Friend 2: "nah"
Friend 1: "what the fuck man?! that girl is a total jaala!"

by 2868bitchez June 7, 2012