Jandek, the oblivious leader of a small internet Soulseek cult. Many people E-gather and raise their hands in the air to hail and worship Jandek their "master". Many people stare to the sky to let their master know their hailige is true. There is no Jesus, there is no God, there is only Jandek and his many, many wise LPs since 1978.
by we_are_equal_in_the_eyes_of_JANDEK March 20, 2005
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by clitisfake May 1, 2022
Get the janek mug.A German boy who goes by Yanni and carries around German dolls and yodels. He’s scared of his own shadow despite his 6ft appearance. His family has hilarious names like Joop, Floop, and Bloop and throws big parties with strobe lights till 3 am every night. Loves making pastries but fails pathetically.
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Get the Janek mug.Janeekya usally a girls name (african or otherwise) is some who is different or sees the world differently that normal people her perspective is bleak and usually left to be desired but her personality is out of this world
Her smile beautiful
Her eyes glisten
And even doe she may have been hurt b4 she smiles all the same
If u ever fine a girl with this name keep her close and never let go
Cause if u won't wanna lose her ....ever
Her smile beautiful
Her eyes glisten
And even doe she may have been hurt b4 she smiles all the same
If u ever fine a girl with this name keep her close and never let go
Cause if u won't wanna lose her ....ever
by MarcmyRAINz April 6, 2017
Get the janeekya mug.the type of person to see the best in people, even if it's at their own risk or even expense. jannekes have the purest and biggest of hearts. jannekes tend to scrunch up their nose when they smile, and have the biggest, purest, most child-like grin.
jannekes tend to be eccentric from birth, one janneke being more obvious about it than the other. they prefer emotion over rationality. leaning more towards supporting them emotionally instead of providing solutions and giving advice will strengthen your bond and make janneke appreciate you more. they're creative and intrigued by the sky, the moon, the stars and the spiritual/occult.
unexpectedly, their morality isn't always black and white. don't be fooled by their innocent looks, they have a mischievous and controversial side to them. feel free to vent to them, even when you're fearing they might judge you. they might actually really understand what you feel or want, without a hint of judgment in their reaction.
jannekes are just as much mellow homebodies as adventure-seeking and fun-loving social butterflies. they live up to the definition of a friend you can laugh and cry with.
great gifts for a janneke are: tarot decks, art supplies (be careful with this one, they tend to already have many in their possession), crystals, plushies, travel tickets, delicious food or treating them to a nice dinner.
treat the janneke(s) in your life right, or regret messing up forever. they're truly valuable people to have around.
jannekes tend to be eccentric from birth, one janneke being more obvious about it than the other. they prefer emotion over rationality. leaning more towards supporting them emotionally instead of providing solutions and giving advice will strengthen your bond and make janneke appreciate you more. they're creative and intrigued by the sky, the moon, the stars and the spiritual/occult.
unexpectedly, their morality isn't always black and white. don't be fooled by their innocent looks, they have a mischievous and controversial side to them. feel free to vent to them, even when you're fearing they might judge you. they might actually really understand what you feel or want, without a hint of judgment in their reaction.
jannekes are just as much mellow homebodies as adventure-seeking and fun-loving social butterflies. they live up to the definition of a friend you can laugh and cry with.
great gifts for a janneke are: tarot decks, art supplies (be careful with this one, they tend to already have many in their possession), crystals, plushies, travel tickets, delicious food or treating them to a nice dinner.
treat the janneke(s) in your life right, or regret messing up forever. they're truly valuable people to have around.
person 1: “so, i met this new person, and they're so generous, kind, non-judgmental.”
person 2: “oh, are they a janneke?”
person 1: “wow, yeah, how'd you know?!”
person 2: “oh, are they a janneke?”
person 1: “wow, yeah, how'd you know?!”
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Get the janneke mug.Person who sings and makes pastries at odd German strobe light parties...favorite songs typically include Funky Town, Lovegame, and Barbie Girl. Tv shows they watch regularly are Lazy Town, Mickey Mouse Club house, and Barbie life in the Dream house. Their hobbies include singing to German dolls and cross dressing. Sometimes they can be stalkerish when obsessed with a specific thing.
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