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James Brown Speak

To over-elaborately over complicate the simplest of things, whilst escalating the unlikeleness of what you are saying actually happening.
And putting it across like a 5 year old halfwit with half a brain who is on crack.
Did you hear James' James Brown speak? He e-mailed me to say "Well while he is away we could also get Leyton to pop over to his girlfriends house and while there paint egg whites on the windscreen of the people carrier. In the sun the egg white turns to a glue like substance and becomes diamond hard. It takes huge amounts of effort to clean off."
by JBazz December 25, 2007
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James brown stain

happens as an unexpected skid mark in your gutchies from screaming soul music, you may not even realize it has happened until later.
I think I just made a james brown stain after karaoking sex machine.
by anakinandanita June 27, 2008
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james brown stains

a wet sounding fart, or a shart
I just made me some James Brown stains.
by martyalli July 21, 2008
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james brown turnaround

The act of taking a shit, then having to get up, turn around, and vomit in the toilet. Most often happens so fast, you aren't able to flush in between.
After eating lunch at Taco Bell, i was up 1/2 the night doing the James Brown turnaround.
by jwoww243 January 9, 2017
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free James Brown

The act of defecation.

Other terms which express this action include raise a stink and paint the town brown.
person 1: I really need to get in the bathroom.

person 2: Just go whiz behind the house, nobody'll see you.

person 1: But I gotta free James Brown!

person 2: wanna borrow my mom's Holy Bible to wipe with? The pages are surprisingly soft.

person 1: ok that sounds cool, but how come YOU get to be person 2? I'm the one dropping the deuce!

person 2: Look bro, I'm just a fictional character in a hypothetical conversation which was contrived for the purposes of illustration. Go ask hecktor dangus.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 7, 2010
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Calm down, James Brown

What you say when somebody gets over-hyper and starts jabbering on and on, or uses their outdoor voice on a subject you personally think is undeserving of the effort or don't really care to hear the whole story about. Say to somebody who starts sweating profusely while talking.
Example #1
Joe: "Look, I told you not to play my ps3. You always scratch the discs and never put them back in..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. Damn. I wasn't anywhere near it."

Example #2
Jenkins: "I just wanted you to come out for a beer, but no. You had to leave me hanging by myself and I got kicked out of the bar and..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. I had my own shit to deal with."
by snickers4orphans February 18, 2009
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kevin james brown

The worst person you could posibly meet he hates everyone and everyone hates him.
mom:go to your room kevin james brown.
kevin:no never
by Loding........................ November 17, 2017
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