Skip to main content

Jailbait Mirage

An event that occurs when a legal adult male views a girl from afar who appears to be very attractive due to clothing choice or physical development, but upon closer inspection discovers that she is clearly underage.
John was driving past the local park, where he saw a girl in a short skirt who looked rather attractive. Seconds later, he saw her from a closer distance and realized she was 13, blaming this event on "Jailbait Mirage."
by josef m March 12, 2010
mugGet the Jailbait Mirage mug.

Jalisco Mexico

Jalisco Mexico - is located in western Mexico and is bordered by 6 states, which

are Nayarit northwest, Zacatecas north east, Aguascalientes north east, Guanajuato east, Michoacán south east, and Colima south.

its capital and largest city is Guadalajara.
Jalisco is made up of a many terrain forests, beaches, plains, & lakes.Most of the state has a temperate climate with Tropical humid summers. There is a distinct rainy season from June to October.

Jalisco is known for mariachi, ranchera music, birria, tequila, jaripeo, etc., hence the state's motto: "Jalisco es México".

Foods which include

Birria broth is 1 of the most popular Mexican foods in Jalisco. It consists of meat goat,pork,beef,lamb,chicken

Any can be used,submerged in abundant sauce, with typical side dishes of the state.

Sliced Cactus are also cooked or eaten raw here and other parts of mexico.

Tortas ahogadas , bread stuffed with carnitas, onion, beans, & lemon bathed in the hottest chili.

Jericalla - milk, eggs, vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar , mexican Nuns created this dish for orphan kids.

Pozole Jalisciens / Pozole Jalisciense
(Look it up ya self that's what google

Is for) .

Pregnant Shrimp - served as a snack and comes on a skewer. The marinade includes orange juice, pasilla chili, and tomato. After marinating them, you can put them on the grill or bbq, They are perfect to have with a beer on a very hot day.

Tequila which needs no introduction.
Jalisco Mexico

Motto(s)
Jalisco es México
(English: "Jalisco is Mexico")

The name is derived from the Nahuatl Xalisco, which means "over a sandy surface". Until about 1836, the name was spelled "Xalisco," with the "x" used to indicate the "sh" sound from Nahuatl Language.

The state is home to two significant indigenous populations, the Huichols & the Nahuas
by Blu_leef January 26, 2023
mugGet the Jalisco Mexico mug.
Related Words
jalib Jalibi jailbait jailbreak jalisa Jalin jailbird Jalil jali jalia

jalabast

jalabast is a serpent. He's good for the enemy team, he throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game and his only purpose of living is to make it a living hell for his teammates.
Teammate: Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast.
Teammate: Dude I died because you body blocked me. You're are acting like a jalabast right now.
by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020
mugGet the jalabast mug.

Jailbar Thunderbolt

The most rarest Thunderbolt known to MAYUN.
Hey man, did you film the Jailbar Thunderbolt?
Yeah man, it was loud.
by It'sAverTime October 3, 2019
mugGet the Jailbar Thunderbolt mug.

Jalil

Jalil is a great person, son, friend, brother and maybe even a future husband. He is very caring and loving, masculine and sensitive at the same time. When you are with Jalil, you don't need to worry about anything. They make the best friends and know how to build a strong relationship. They always ask you about your day and if you are sick they will take the best care of you. Jalil's nickname can be Jaka, Jalik, Jalildo, Jan.
Jalils are very passionate about history, football, politics and ecology. Be careful - if you start one of these topics he might speak for hours, but you will learn a lot of new things!
Jalil is also a very talented and smart man. He can build a company, make a cake or even create a cartoon from scratch.
They are very stubborn, but once they fall in love there is no need to argue with Jalil. They are also very patient and forgiving. Of course, Jalil is a wonderful kisser. After you kiss Jalil, you never want to kiss anyone anymore.
If you find your Jalil, never let him go.
- Who is going to be the most successful man on Earth?
- Haven't you heard? It's Jalil!
by qoichu November 23, 2021
mugGet the Jalil mug.

Jalice

The gift of the conglomeration of Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen's names. The marriage of these two people is like the icing on a beautiful chocolate cake. And I don't kid when it comes to chocolate cake. Contrary to popular belief, the EdwardxBella couple are NOT the best couple. They don't even make a nice conglomerated name! Edlla. Belward. It just sounds stupid.
Don't you wish Twilight was based around Jalice? The EdwardxBella vibe is completely irrational and obsessive. It's kind of sickening.
by mei-lin jene April 17, 2009
mugGet the Jalice mug.

Jalijah

The coolest kid you know, awsome and full of swag person who can play basketball football and baseball. All at the level of HAM
Yo that kid over there is so Jalijah its not even funny.
by jo13 October 13, 2011
mugGet the Jalijah mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email