Jailbar

Another word for Penis

Paul: PP Newman doesn't have a Jailbar

DiggingDeep: Yes he does, he has have a big Jailbar and he is in the one car.

by Tyb2222 July 30, 2010

Jailbar Thunderbolt

The most rarest Thunderbolt known to MAYUN.

Hey man, did you film the Jailbar Thunderbolt?
Yeah man, it was loud.

by It'sAverTime October 3, 2019

jailbait and switch

A cougar dressed in a schoolgirl outfit

My friend thought he was hooking up with a tight little chick, but turned out to be a hag pulling a jailbait and switch.

by Mrs Plow December 1, 2010

jailbird

Someone who consistently gets sentenced to jail time and doesn't care. If they have to do a 4 year bid they would just eat it up like its nothing. They eat, sleep, and think jail and are institutionalized. When released, they have a hard time reintegrating back into society and are likely to somehow end up right back behind bars.

Person 1: Did you hear Ramón got locked up again?

Person 2: I'm not surprised. He's a jailbird. That's all he knows.

by haanspeedball July 9, 2016

jailmary

Any last resort, desperate attempt to avoid jail usually via long-shot legal procedure.

Once Paul Manafort's lawyers have used up his final jailmary, he'll flip on PotUS.

by D.J. Dave T! June 8, 2018

jailbait

An attractive underaged girl who you'd like to bang. But if you get caught banging her you'll go to jail, so she's the bait that lures you into the jail cell, hence the term jailbait. Is similar to a lolita, except the term jailbait only applies to an attractive underaged girl that you want to bang, while a lolita is an attractive underaged girl who also wants to bang you

R. Kelly's next concert is gonna be in cellblock 4 cuz' he got caught messin' with jailbait.

Guy #1: Hey man, look at that girl over there she's really cute, I'm gonna go kick some G to her.
Guy #2: Naw man, that girl looks like she's about 14. She's fuckin' jailbait, dude.

by Joey Bishop March 8, 2004

Jailbreaking

The process of opening your iPhone, iPod touch, or iPad to many new possibilities. While Apple allows you to install most apps, jailbreaking allows you to install apps apple doesn't like, as well as tweaks (things like an alarm clock that requires math to unlock, to make sure you're truly up), add-ons (iPod controls in Notification Center), and Themes (change the icons, sounds, and system images of your device, giving it a unique look. You can also fix bugs with iOS before apple does, use your device as a wireless flash drive, change your brightness in 2 seconds flat from anywhere, remove ram restrictions (apps run much, much faster, but some battery life is wasted), tap to unlock instead of slide to unlock, download and save youtube videos to watch offline (or if you think they will be deleted), private browsing (for all your porn needs), terminal access, FaceTime and other restricted apps on 3G, video wallpaper, make your home screen look and work like Android or Windows Phone 7, change system fonts, get "unapproved" apps rejected from (too hot for) the App Store, open a text message from anywhere, customize actions (play music when you plug in to charge (or come home with a date), open a favorite app when you shake your phone at the home screen, etc), extend volume WAY over Apple's limit, and lots more!

You: "I just finished jailbreaking my iPhone! Now I get ALL my $600 worth!"

by Lphil March 15, 2012