Jakobe

Has a huge dick like so big but he also is a very good athlete and lives for his family he loves and cares for many things

Jakobe is so cute

by Half’s July 12, 2019

Jakobe

Usually haves big dicks and leaves girls num
Great sense of humor , well dress

Found to be the center of attention

Jakobe is so finee

by World Geography December 21, 2016

Jakotsu

1.) An extremely feminine and openly homosexual psychopath from the anime Inuyasha.
2.) The impetus behind 50+ repeat threads appearing in the Action Discussion folder at the Adult Swim messageboards overnight.
3.) The cause of many a SwimMod's sleepless nights.

Yes, Jakotsu is gay. Get the fuck over it.

by Annoyed ASMB Member June 13, 2005

Jaeoticc

Random mashup of vowels with a few consonants mixed so that you can pronounce it however you wanna. Commonly used to refer to someone with some great rng.

Jaeoticc got through the first round of fall guys.... again.

by Bot131 November 13, 2021

Dirty Jakob

The act of watching rush hour as you masturbate to Jackie Chans luscious lips as your friend fists you while eating Chinese food

Guy1:Hey bro did you watch Rush hour last night
Guy2:yeah i was doing a dirty Jakob as well

by Big J-man August 28, 2021

Jaketendo

A starting Youtuber who does retro gaming content, uploads every Sunday evening (Eastern time), and, at the time of writing this, has 27 subscribers. He is not fond at all with “E.T.” for the Atari 2600, and you should subscribe to him. Red and white background with a dirty blonde, glasses-wearer.

Jacob: Hey, Dev! See Jaketendo’s new video yet?
Devon: No, I haven’t. But I want to. He sure is a cutie.

by Sir TurtleBottom IV May 27, 2020

Jakob

Jakobs are very mysterious, they don't like to hang with the usual crowd. Very smart but they never do their homework. Jakobs enjoy being secluded, they wouldn't want to waste any of their life around people they can't connect with. Jakobs love horror, films and horror films. Jakobs are hard to figure out. But once you do decipher one, You'll discover just how amazing Jakobs are. Jakobs are the funniest most incredibly passionate, caring, sexy, loving, adoring, kissable, warm hearted, handsome, affectionate, dedicated, deeply understanding, spontaneous, crazy lovers you will have ever known. A Jakob is the kind of guy you couldn't go a day without. You could talk with one for hours and feel like you are the only two people in the world. They stick to their guns and are good at making smart-ass comebacks. Jakobs are some of the creepiest looking guys but still manage to be unbelievably attractive. Long dark curly hair and deep dark brown eyes. Jakobs are endless pits of unspoken emotion. Jakobs tend to have incredible smiles and perfect laughs. You will never forget the first time you see a Jakob smile at you. They can turn you on instantly. They have the ability to love you unconditionally. You've never fallen in love, till you've fallen for a Jakob. Once you're in his arms you'll never want to leave. Once you kiss a Jakob, you'll never want to kiss any other lips but his.

Jakob is such an amazing guy. I couldn't be more in love. Just the way he kisses is unbelievable. There's nobody in the world I'll ever love like I love him.

by Arthur 2 Sheds Jackson December 18, 2012