jailbait

an fine-ass underage girl that you'd like to get with, but you know that 16 will get you 20 unless no one finds out..

see also lolita

1:Look at that hottie over there, she's damn fine
2:Dammit man, she looks about 15, I wouldn't touch that if I was you

by BlasianSensation October 23, 2004

jailbait temperatures

When the temperature outside drops below 18 degrees. See also jailbait.

Mack: Dude, I cannot BELIEVE I moved this far north. Yesterday it was 30 degrees outside.

Jack: Ha, wait until December. You're gonna need a new jacket, gloves and hat when it drops down to jailbait temperatures.

by President Warren G. Harding December 11, 2009

Jailbait

A Young girl close to the age of consent (typically aged 13-16 but more commonly 14-16) who either looks like she is over the age of consent and/or actively seeks men over the age of consent.

Stay away from her she is jailbait!

by ajuk December 8, 2007

Josh Jailbait

A scene boy who is an upcoming internet celebrity; most known for his blog on Tumblr.

Person 1:
WHO IS THIS BOY ALL OVER MY DASHBOARD?! He is so cutee :xx

Person 2: Oh that is Josh Jailbait; he is gay you know?

Person 1: Oh damn! I am jealous of any guy to get with him.

by AestheticOrellium November 26, 2010

jailbait joe

a gentleman who prefers younger, barely legal sexual partners.

well, aren't you quite the jailbait joe...

by benj4 September 28, 2008

jailbait milf

An underage (Jailbait) Mother I'd Like To Fuck.

Jamie Lynn Spears is a Jailbait MILF.

by dizzleshizzlenizzle July 3, 2008

Jailbait Lookalike

A girl over the age of 18 who appears to still be under 18 in the sense of a jailbait (Jailbait: an underage girl who appears to be over 18 because of her well developedness). She is the pedophile and creepy old guy's unattainable dream.

Pedophile: Oh, damn man... look at that chick walkin' in, she's gotta be 16, musta used a fake. I'm gonna go mack on her.
Guy: Are you joking? That's my sister... she's 20, just a jailbait lookalike you sick f@#$.
Pedophile: Well, then she'd be legal then?
Guy: Yeah, but unattainable for your fat, ugly, desperate @$$.

by Nipplefeister December 21, 2009