jaloon

An imbecile. Dumbass. A stupid person. Careless and clumsy.

Person A: (hits person B in the balls with a football) Haha Did that hurt?

Person B: Yeah ya jaloon, how the fuck did you think it would feel?

by niceshirt May 13, 2015

jadon

that one nigga that gets all the hoes nd is super cool!

"yo is that jadon??! 😍"

"i want jadon inside me 😍😍"

by 1600kami June 17, 2021

Jahoonus

(n) a nice cold bepis

Someone who is an asshole to everyone except for a select few people

(n) 'why is my Jahoonus small?"
"Man that guy is such a Jahoonus" "yeah, except his friends, what an ass"

by the worst man ever October 31, 2017

Jadon

A MAN WITH A HUGE COCK like BIGGER THAN THE UNIVERSE. one who also attracts all the women

Look at Jadon! He stole my girl

by PhatKidFries March 10, 2023

Jadon

He is THE Snickle god. He is like no other. If you happen to cross a Jadon, immediately start worshiping him. If you are nice enough, he may follow you, and if he does this rare move, care for it, feed it and praise it. If you own a Jadon you could may possibly be granted immortality.

Wait, is that a Jadon?

It is! Get on your knees quick!

by Karen Underwood October 26, 2019

Jagoon

Jagoon (Pronounced Ja - goon) stands for a worthless person.

Jack is a jagoon.

My company is filled with jagoons.

Hope I don't have to work with those jagoons.

by JuanPablo#1 May 5, 2009

Jacoon Oralketchup

Jacoon Oralketchup, someone so confusing you can't tell if he's a farmer or a raccoon. On one hand, he loves humping his tractor and plowing away with his hoe. On the other hand, he'll eat and steal food from anything that opens, from your house to your asshole. These 2 sides create a cycle where he'll farm in the morning, steal in the afternoon, and cement(cum all over the place) indefinitely at night with all 8 balls.

MOM! Tyler got sprayed by a Jacoon Oralketchup! He's stuck in this white stuff!

by SexyBoy8673 May 30, 2020