Jacob Sartorious

A 11 year old cringe master who tries his hardest to get 6 year olds wet other names for him include Jacob Saggytits, Jacob Stegasorous, and dumbass

*on musical.ly and sees Jacob Sartorious* I'm wtf is that huuuuuuuu *vomits*

by Daddy Crut May 2, 2018

Jacob Sartorious

A piece of shit that needs to die

Jacob Sartorious is so annoying!

by IHateMyLifeSoMuchSmh October 7, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A boy who hasn't hit puberty yet

Sister 1: OMG JACOB SARTORIOUS FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER!!!

Sister 2: ...

by HelpMehPls July 31, 2016

jacob sartorious syndrome

When you are an older male, yet your voice is almost like puberty is deciding and you barely have eyebrows. Please take a moment of silence for those with JSS.

I think Brandon totally has Jacob Sartorious Syndrome. Just listen to him talk!

by ZREX May 31, 2016