jack fryeing it

When a person is a complete douchebag, but also at the same time he/she is pretty funny because they make stupid comments, laugh at their own jokes, and slap their own knee in histeria

guy 1: actually, i think i'm the hot tater champion, colten (laughs and slaps own knee in histeria).

guy 2: dude, you are really jack fryeing it right now.

by supersoph February 26, 2009

jack-n-it-off

slang for jack in the boxes (in California). coined by some ballers one day after school.

MAN i'm soooo hungry!. I THINK IMA GO MOBB TO JACK-N-IT-OFF.

by chicken-face November 24, 2007

Jack The Laddin' It

Jack The Laddin' It; Is where a man or a woman don't want any commitment from any physical partner, they just want to have sex. It is an entirely respectable thing to employ in your life, I personally believe everybody should be Jack The Laddin' It at some point in their lives.

Steve you need to get out there with me and start "Jack The Laddin' It", mate. There's an oasis of snatch waiting for us out there on the Dance Floor!

by 90percentwater August 7, 2011

it don't mean jack

it is an expression used for people we don't trust in.

In an emphatic and vulgar fashion it turns in "your word don't mean jacksh*t"

it don't mean jack

What you say is meaningless, you are not telling the truth, i can not trust in your words.

by dalilucciola August 15, 2011

Jack itch

Similar to Jock itch, but happens after jacking off and not cleaning up.

(Bill itching his crotch.)

Jim:Dude, it looks like you have A MAJOR CASE of Jock itch.

Bill:Yeah. I forgot to clean up after i wanked.

Jim:Oh, in that case, you have Jack Itch.

by giggity_boobs March 1, 2011

Monterey Jack Cheez-It®

The nastiest flavor of Cheez-It® you could ever find. If you like these, you have issues. I'd rather shove knives in my throat than eat those. DO NOT EAT THIS FLAVOR. You will probably throw up immediately because of how disgusting it is. And for those who like this flavor, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TASTE BUDS.

"I love Cheez-Its! What flavor are those?" "Monterey Jack Cheez-It®.." "I'd rather swallow nails, nevermind."

by NoodlesBabe August 9, 2012

Jackittude

The combination of someones attitude and how "Jacked" that person is.
A person with large ammounts of Jackittude is usualy seen in a gym or at your moms house.
Not to be confused with "Jackitude" (One T).

Guy: Hulk Hogan had much more Jackittude in the 80s.
Guy 2: Agreed, that guy was fucking crazy!

by Neo_417 October 12, 2009