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Hopper Burson made this word and it means to be annoying and not stop talking
Stop being such a Jabber
Jabber by Hopper Burson June 15, 2018
someone who’ll ask the dumbest questions in world history class. this is the kind of person who thinks he’s funny when nobody in the class laughs at his dumbass jokes. acts like he’s a fuckboy when he’s 5’2” and ugly.
who’s that one kid who’s illiterate asf?
his name must be jabber.
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Someone who injects their body with experimental vaccines rapidly and excitedly but with little sense.
There is a happy group of jabbers waiting in line to get their 17th covid booster shot.
Jabber by Kentas August 25, 2021
While playing World of Warcraft, reading someone else’s Warcraft logs to find flaws in their play
- You stopped healing the mograine tank for 7 seconds on 4horsemen and he died
- Don’t fucking jabber me dude
Jabber by Glizzyhighwarlord February 27, 2024

Jabber slapper 

when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.

CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.
Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.

Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.
Jabber slapper by gettinthatfosho August 29, 2009