J.D.

Look at other definitions. They basically sum it up. I am a JD, and I am shy until you get to know me. I care about others over me and I want to make others happy.

Kid one: Is that J.D.?
Kid two: Yeah he is so nice to everyone.

by JDG-Condor April 23, 2019

J'd

The prefix for the shortened term to masturbate, eliminating the word jerk or jack. (past tense) Can also be used as j-off'd.

"Then what happenned?"
"I j'd off in his sisters underwear drawer then bounced."
"Fresh."

by Senor_Toast September 28, 2005

j'd

to be punched incredibly hard.

you are about to be j'd in the face.

by sportsgirlyqtpie June 22, 2010

J'd

When an item or person no longer functions as it is meant to. Often used in reference to drinking and it's effects on the body.

"Holly shit, man, I drank so much I'm totally j'd"
"This piece of shit car is j'd"

by Dan Bertrand March 14, 2003

J'd

The act of being beyond drunk. Drunker then you could be if you tried.

Please don't get all J'd!!!

by Cockboy-! December 30, 2013

j'd

Getting J'd is when everyone repeated screams "J" while slapping someone.

"C'mon, let's go J him!"
"Aw damnit, I don't wanna get J'd!"

by catterbitch July 22, 2022

J.D. Vance

A Silicon Valley millionaire who left Ohio behind and called Trump an idiot and Trump supporters racist.

J.D. Vance is a complete fraud.

J.D.'s a flip-flopping flipper, deleted his tweets.

by USAFreedomFund November 23, 2021