j town

Nickname for Johnstown, Pennsylvania, a dying former steel-mill town with no future whatsoever. The only thing Johnstown is relatively famous for is the disastrous flood of 1889 that killed over 2,200 people.

Hopefully in 50 years J town will be DEAD.

by mehhhhhhhhh August 8, 2006

j town

a small beach town located in the northern territories of the world famous 561 (south FL, USA). land of the sand and dum drum.
(also known as: J.U.P. or jupiter)

deluks products are manufactured in j town.

by TSD1 July 17, 2006

j town

A so-called institute of learning. Basically a place to go for people who don't want to work but aren't smart enough to attend a real university. Densely populated by GAA heads and the like.

Fuck it mammy, i didn't get into queen's, i suppose i'll have to go to j town instead.

by Mick April 18, 2005

J town

Little Tokyo in Los Angeles, California

I always love walking in J town to check out the female Japanese tourists. Yummy.

by Mr. Bligh October 14, 2009

J-Town Jitter

A dance done by white people who cannot dance, usually with a wild flailing of the arms and ignoring the beat of the song.

Bernie: Man did you see whitey dance?
Cory: Yeah man he can't dance, he was just doing that J-Town Jitter.
Bernie: ...Boy needs some lessons.
Cory: ...You aint any better.
Bernie: Do something about it.

by Quick Wit It July 28, 2008

j-town slide

when a jewish person is playing basketball and they have to summon the ancient powers of jerusalem to help them we use the j-town slide...it is an amazing feat which only a bagel maker can accomplish.

Cohen goes for the three he j-town slides shoots and scores!

by $the beaner of bagels$ October 26, 2008

cruisin' j-town

a term among Japanese Americans; to go (usually drive) from one Japanese American community to another Japanese American community to check out the JA scene.

During Obon...we'll be cruisin' J-town...y'know...mountain view..san jose..san mateo..LA to check out all the buddha heads.

by benkyodo May 24, 2009