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Ishmael Special

Rubbing your nuts with your hands, then rubbing your hands onto someone's head. Commonly done among the guys (boys, lads, mates, etc.) as a form of punishment.
"Damn, Cory just got Ishmaeled!"
"When Jamar gets back, I'm going to give him the Ishmael Special".
by asian fingers July 17, 2019
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Call me Ishmael

Iconic opening line of Herman Melville's book "Moby Dick".
Also a clever phrase used to signal the sighting of fat chick insinuating she is as big as a whale. (i.e. Moby Dick; the white whale)
John: Woah dude, look at that fat chick over there

Jack: Call me Ishmael!
by Captain-Ahab December 23, 2012
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Ishmael style

When the girl sucks of the guy, he then returns the favour by eating her out. After they have both had a turn he flips her over and fucks her doggy style
Hey daddy let’s do it Ishmael style tonight
Whenever you want baby’
by Lily.abcdefg July 7, 2018
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Ismeal

The lamest, stupidest, person you'll ever meet. He cant get a girl. Yet he talks a lot of shit that he can. He has no fashion since and would rather die.
Don't be an ismeal
by Apple loves November 1, 2017
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Ishmael

Ishmael normally referred to as Ish, is a guy you'd want to have behind your back. He is smart, kind, generous, encouraging, attractive, strong, has great handskills, funny, trustworthy, loyal and a great friend. Who doesn’t like to show emotions but when he does you are sure to smile. He is a great friend and girls love him
*Ishmael walks into the room*

Zoe: "Hey"

Amy: Back of bitch, he's mine"
by Leamhsi November 22, 2021
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ishmal

a misspelling of the Hebrew name Ishmael.
Teacher: Ishmal
Student: It's pronounced "Ishmael"
Teacher: I apologize if I said your name wrong.
by lshakes February 12, 2015
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Ishmael's Law

Anything on the internet will be made fun of regardless of what it is.
"Our daughter is so brave, she has cancer and is still able to post her own facebook status."
"God with what her parents look like no wonder she got cancer."
"Man your taking Ishmael's Law too seriously."
by Just let me do this October 19, 2014
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