Israelian Shut-eye

After a long night of drinking and witnessing a friend pass out drunk, one male then ejaculates on the friend's eyelids therein creating a binding link between eyelashes. After several hours after the ejaculation, the liquid welds the eye shut making it nearly impossible for the friend to open their eyes the following morning.

Mark got hammered last night and had sex with an ugly chick so I gave him an Israelian shut-eye so he wouldnt have to see her the next morning.

by Charlie Buttfuckus November 21, 2011

Ishmael

Ishmael normally referred to as Ish, is a guy you'd want to have behind your back. He is smart, kind, generous, encouraging, attractive, strong, has great handskills, funny, trustworthy, loyal and a great friend. Who doesn’t like to show emotions but when he does you are sure to smile. He is a great friend and girls love him

*Ishmael walks into the room*

Zoe: "Hey"

Amy: Back of bitch, he's mine"

by Leamhsi November 22, 2021

Ishmael's Law

Anything on the internet will be made fun of regardless of what it is.

"Our daughter is so brave, she has cancer and is still able to post her own facebook status."
"God with what her parents look like no wonder she got cancer."
"Man your taking Ishmael's Law too seriously."

by Just let me do this October 19, 2014

ishmael

An ashy tall man who fades into the background of pictures. He normally says "no homo" after every sentence, but he actually is extremely homo, no shame tho, we gotta love Ishmael!

"yo Amber, who is the ashiest, guy, you know?"
"Yardy know that Daniel, it's Ishmael for sure"

by dOg321 February 19, 2019

Ishmael Kamara

A kid who defends the liar Mrbossftw and replies to every hate comment trying to defend him

Hey have you seen that Ishmael Kamara kid defending MrBossFTW on his newest video?

by Average Guy#55 October 28, 2020

Brother Ishmael

An ethnically, as well as religiously, non-Jewish male who either converts to Judaism or immigrates to Israel in order to prosper socially, as well as economically, by way of social networking and unscrupulous political behavior.

For the female counterpart of this definition, please see “Sister Sarah”.

Rob the Wop: “I did it.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You did what?”
Rob the Wop: “I’m Jewish. I converted.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “Why on Earth would you do that?”
Rob the Wop: “In order to further the Zionist cause and gain influential business contacts.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So, do they just let anybody in?”
Rob the Wop: “Fuck no, dude. It’s a tedious process. I had to go in front of this council and prove I am righteous.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You think you’ll fit in?”
Rob the Wop: “Like a glove!”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “But your last name’s Piccirillo!”
Rob the Wop: “So?”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So you’re an obvious Brother Ishmael!”

by Robert Vincent Piccirillo November 16, 2006

Ishmael Snail

see "steve"

(this is where I would put an example if I had one)

by Hiro Protagonist February 16, 2004