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Ishmael's Law

Anything on the internet will be made fun of regardless of what it is.
"Our daughter is so brave, she has cancer and is still able to post her own facebook status."
"God with what her parents look like no wonder she got cancer."
"Man your taking Ishmael's Law too seriously."
by Just let me do this October 19, 2014
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Ishmael Kamara

A kid who defends the liar Mrbossftw and replies to every hate comment trying to defend him
Hey have you seen that Ishmael Kamara kid defending MrBossFTW on his newest video?
by Average Guy#55 October 28, 2020
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Ishmael Snail

(this is where I would put an example if I had one)
by Hiro Protagonist February 16, 2004
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ishmael bogan

A perferct boy that's funny smart loves to play basketball and also great in bed * wink wink *
by lilbootygal1 September 14, 2016
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Call me Ishmael

Iconic opening line of Herman Melville's book "Moby Dick".
Also a clever phrase used to signal the sighting of fat chick insinuating she is as big as a whale. (i.e. Moby Dick; the white whale)
John: Woah dude, look at that fat chick over there

Jack: Call me Ishmael!
by Captain-Ahab December 23, 2012
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Brother Ishmael

An ethnically, as well as religiously, non-Jewish male who either converts to Judaism or immigrates to Israel in order to prosper socially, as well as economically, by way of social networking and unscrupulous political behavior.

For the female counterpart of this definition, please see “Sister Sarah”.
Rob the Wop: “I did it.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You did what?”
Rob the Wop: “I’m Jewish. I converted.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “Why on Earth would you do that?”
Rob the Wop: “In order to further the Zionist cause and gain influential business contacts.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So, do they just let anybody in?”
Rob the Wop: “Fuck no, dude. It’s a tedious process. I had to go in front of this council and prove I am righteous.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You think you’ll fit in?”
Rob the Wop: “Like a glove!”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “But your last name’s Piccirillo!”
Rob the Wop: “So?”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So you’re an obvious Brother Ishmael!”
by Robert Vincent Piccirillo November 16, 2006
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Ishmeal

A person that is nice and will always give you a hug. When he gives you a hug you will feel special in every way. Thanks for all the things you have done for me.
Thanks you for being an Ishmeal.”
by Sean Domingue October 21, 2018
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