internetlessness

a state of being without internet access

i'm living in a state of internetlessness until comcast activates my account

by Lauren O. September 30, 2005

internetpenis

the size of your penis when described on the internetz.

my internetpenis is gigantic, much bigger than IRL.

by glennar August 11, 2009

internettiquette

The code of behaviour for appropriate and polite social behaviour on the internet.

You haven't RSPV'd to the Facebook group, thats poor internettiquette!

by Zephyris February 14, 2010

internetroduce

when you introduce yourself through the int3rw3bz

I haven't met Melissa in person...i've only internetroduced myself on facebook.

by supagg21 July 11, 2011

internettent

adj.; intermittent internet connection that evokes varying degrees of impatience, frustration and rage. ISP-provided causes: severe thunderstorms, poor cabling, congestion of bandwidth.

my report is delayed due to internettent weather

by borles-q October 12, 2017

interneutered

To lose your connection to the internet due to circumstances beyond your control.

They dug a hole in the wrong place, broke some fibre, and left me interneutered for a week.

by lemonboli October 30, 2008

Not interested

The dialog option in Final Fantasy 7 when you can't give a fuck

"Hey, do you need instructions on how to ride a Chocobo?"
"Not interested"

by Definitely not Tifa January 16, 2021