Instructional Sex

Where you have sex upon given instructions from someone that is not your normal sexual partner.

Charlotte gave me some in-depth instructions on how I should have sex with my husband last night. It was the best instructional sex I’ve had.

by INQBUS November 7, 2017

Instruction

A kick-ass song by Jax Jones, Demi Lovato, and Stefflon Don

Person 1: "hey have you heard that new song Instruction?"

by Lovatic4DemisAss June 23, 2017

weapon of math instruction

The term, 'Weapon of mass destruction' repeated by a person with a speech impediment.

Thay, did you hear a weapon of math instruction was found in Iraq?

by Harry Balsac February 25, 2004

Articles of the dead Instructions

Organizations Of the Dead, Articles Of the Dead, Articles for the dead, Articles over the dead, Articles Of the Alive Mislabeling the dead Articles Of Life And Articles After the Death Plus Articles Of Demo and Population.

Quincy articles of the dead instructions have been published, the articles of living and alive have not been created, the dead is now recognized as Adults with responsibility’s not to be taken advantage of.

by Quincy The Beautiful June 14, 2019

instructionese

The language of instructions that are so complicated that they might as well be written in a foreign language.

Betty: Did you figure out how to put the shelves together?

Sam: No, I think the manual was written in instructionese.

by jabetcha January 1, 2012

Airplane instruction videos from the 80's

The best Anime of all time.

Dude 1: Hey dude can you recommend any good Anime shows?

Dude 2: Airplane instruction videos from the 80's. The ending destroyed my soul.

by Internet meme professor December 20, 2016

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021