instrumentasinephobia

A self-diagnosed fear of not having the right tool or enough tools to complete the task at hand.

I have instrumentasinephobia, so I filled my garage with every tool imaginable, and even stocked up on extra wood clamps. That way, I'll never be caught off-guard when working on a project.

by S_Niemann April 10, 2013

Instrumentally Challenged

When a person can't play any musical instrument to save their life.

Person 1: "I've been taking lessons for years and I still can't play for shit."
Person 2: "Sounds like you're instrumentally challenged, bro."

by chlsEp0ttr January 10, 2011

penile instrument

Once a penis becomes erect it is then a sexual instrument;boner

She was laying there waiting for my dogger to become a penile instrument so I could shank her.

by bastubes December 11, 2007

instrumental

Also known as beats, Instrumentals are music compositions without any lyrics.

Nick Rio makes incredible instrumentals!

by crystal23 March 29, 2010

Brass instrument

A sophisticated device that's used to collect water, which is usually recognized as saliva.

Failing to explain that the liquid isn't saliva, the brass instrument players were told to mop the floor.

by Gouache September 24, 2019

apple cider instrument

A musical instrument borrowed or used as a backup for when a musician forgets or doesn't have his own. An apple cider instrument may typically be broken, in poor condition, and/or very old. A school with a music program may have apple cider instruments on hold for use by forgetful students.

Alex had no idea there was a band rehearsal today, so he borrowed an apple cider instrument from the reserves in the back.

by UncleFitzy June 20, 2010

instrument landing

Having sex with a partner who provides no feedback.

Christ, she just layed there. It was a total instrument landing.

by Sterling T August 9, 2006