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Lamar Institute of Technology 

Guy 1: Lamar Institute of Technology
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: its so lit
Guy 2: ok

The Ghetto Institute of Technology

Formally known as The New School of Thought founded upon the banks of The Stream of Consciousness. The Queen of Succubi Mother Lilith is known to teach daemonology here, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Lifehackers learn real life wizardry in their sleep from a place such as this, some didn't live to tell the tale. To get there you must make your way uptown, walking slow, so as not to compromise your footwear upon undermaintained city streets.
I'm a graduate from The Ghetto Institute of Technology, I can most definitely fix your car and it totally won't die on the highway. <3

South Henrietta Institute of Technology

An esteemed post-secondary institution in Henrietta, an outer suburb of Rochester, New York.
The institute was originally located in the city centre of Rochester under the name RIT. Once the institute wanted to expand they couldn't, so they abandoned the city centre to build a new campus on a plot of land in Henrietta.

There, the school built a solid reputation as being a cut above other institutes like Thousand Islands Technical School and Amherstview Secondary School, as the folks at the South Henrietta Institute of Technology really know their S.H.I.T.

South Hudson Institute of Tehnology 

The US Military Academy at West Point, NY. This term is often used either by residents ot the lower Hudson Valley or by officers of the Army who went through ROTC or OCS.
Actually, it's the first engineering college founded in the USA